DoAliensLikePasta
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Fox Tears by DoAliensLikePasta for ConstellationsInInk
Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs
01 Apr 2026
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Chuuya Nakahara has known Dazai Osamu for over 700 years; they've only been married 50, and it's no surprise they have problems. But nothing is going to tear them apart; Chuuya will make sure of it.
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Your back and your blindside. by DoAliensLikePasta
Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs
07 Feb 2026
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Who even knew dehydration could cause blood clots?!
Certainly not a dizzy Dazai who's more worried about his partners spring cleaning than his pounding heart and head.Series
- Part 4 of Skk Married Oneshots
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It's not common that Chuuya uses Corruption anymore; with the ADA and Mafia truce, the combined manpower is usually plenty enough to deal with threats that come to Yokohama.
So when he does, It's natural his husband is quick to soothe away Arahabakis rage before it can do any lasting damage.Unless, of course, Dazai can't find his husband who he believes to be in the throes of anger and bloodshed.
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- Part 3 of Skk Married Oneshots
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Chuuya helping Dazai with his eating problems, from helping Dazai after he ate something bad, to realizing just how much Dazai's improvement influences Chuuya himself.
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- Part 2 of Skk Married Oneshots
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Yosano was the first to pipe up. “You know, I still can’t see Dazai doing much shopping. Bandages sure, but it feels like it would be odd to go to a grocery store with him. I can hardly go clothes shopping with him before he’s acting up in the store and running around complaining about it being boring.”
Chuuya sat down on a couch in the corner and shrugged. “He doesn’t like clothes shopping, but we plan meals together. He likes some brands, others he hates. They mostly taste the same to me, so I just let him handle what we buy. I know the generals. That and his moods; I couldn’t care less if a pasta is big or small, but he does, so I just let him handle it. I’m not the autistic one.”
There was a kick to the chair, and Dazai pouted at him as he signed.
"Chibi is too; he’s just a different flavor than me."Series
- Part 1 of Skk Married Oneshots
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Midgar Murder Husbands & Co. by DoAliensLikePasta, sleepyblueberry
Fandom Compilation of Final Fantasy VII, Crisis Core: Final Fantasy VII, Final Fantasy VII, Final Fantasy VII (Video Game 1997)
05 Mar 2024
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Mo Dao Zu Shi OneShots by DoAliensLikePasta
Fandom 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
27 Sep 2019
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Lucifer needs help, and fast. The royal palace needs to be re-opened and cleaned in three days for an important meeting with hellborn representatives of the other Sins. He has no clue, no staff, and no way to get this done in time.
Always on the hunt for new entertainment, Alastor agrees to take on the role of Lucifer's butler for a few days to ensure the meeting is a success.
The Radio Demon might just enjoy it a little too much though.
Or, Sebastian Michaelis, eat your heart out.
Bookmarked by DoAliensLikePasta
02 Jul 2026
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Angel tightened his grip, driving his knee up between the asshole’s legs and letting him crumple to the floor in a cursing heap. “I don’t do that shit no more,” he sneered down at him.
The donkey demon rose shakily to his feet, glaring at them all. “Guess that shit was bound to stop workin’ eventually.”
That gave Angel pause. “Huh? The fuck’re ya talkin’ about?” And then it dawned on him. “Oh. Oh, shit!” He whirled around, desperately scanning the club.
“What? What’s the matter?” Husk demanded, following his gaze.
“Where the fuck is Smiles?”
Husk’s lip curled. “He probly got bored and left. Why?”
“‘Cause I’m pretty sure those shots he said tasted like ass were full of Val’s fuckin’ love potion.”
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The Radio Demon goes on a rampage after unwittingly consuming Val’s love potion, and everyone finds out desire comes in many forms.
Bookmarked by DoAliensLikePasta
01 Jul 2026
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Let's Make a Deal by InuVampireChan for tordo
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon), Helluva Boss (Web Series)
14 Feb 2025
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It all started with a single sentence from the King of Hell himself; "Make a deal with me."
To protect Charlie, Lucifer knew he needed to stop acting like the King of Hell and actually be it. Though several thousand years out of the social network tends to make someone rather inept at even the most casual of conversations. If there is one thing the Radio Demon is good at, it's manipulating and reading people. Lucifer figured he could probably use that.
What's one deal? They're not betting souls here.
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- Part 1 of The Heavenly Order
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19 Jun 2026
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King of Hell (Not Just Pride) by Shagonsheart
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon), Helluva Boss (Web Series)
03 May 2026
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Alastor is running the show and doesn't even have to get up to win. When Vox brings in Lucifer he decides speed up his plans by reminding him that despite his secret being revealed he is still the King of Hell.
On the other side Lucifer struggles with depression and thoughts of failure not just with Charlie but his family across the 7 rings. Would they still answer if he called?
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17 Jun 2026
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In the wake of Vox's failed holy war, the Pride Ring recovers. The Overlords are quiet as mice, sinners are continuing with their lives, the Hazbin Hotel has more guests than ever and the Radio Demon's name is whispered in fear and awe once again. Only this time, it's not for the same reasons as before.
Or: Hell witnessed Alastor break two deals on live television. This has consequences. Cue hordes of sinners coming to him for contract advice. Sometimes not even just sinners.
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14 Jun 2026