5 Works by DomesticatedCryptid
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A Spin off, of my work "The Monkey and the Rabbit" This takes place BEFORE that though. Therefor you don't need to have read it to get what is happening here.
After the defeat of the Lady Bone Demon Li'eur Mihou comes back to find the Mayor, still tied up where the Monkie gang had left him. He intends to take his revenge on the Lady Bone Demon's lap dog. But he finds that the broken man is practically awaiting death and the monkey is unable to kill him. It was no fun this way.
But what to do about that?
Well, obviously get his enemy back to his former creepy self so he feels less bad about ending him!
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'MK looked upon the statue, A man dressed in armor, a fighter, a warrior even, but with rabbit ears. Despite having the features of a prey animal he exuded power and dignity, eyes cast down benevolently at his worshippers, watching over them, protecting. Holding a Guan Dao like he had just returned from battle.
“Tu’er Shen” it read on the pedestal the statue rested on. The Rabbit God. Celestial of forbidden Lovers, patron saint of homosexuals, this being one of very few temples in his honor that existed.'
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Meeting the In-Laws by DomesticatedCryptid
Fandoms: The Dark Pictures: The Devil in Me (Video Game)
25 May 2023
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Right after 'Fit as a Butcher's dog' Du'met gets ready to get off the island and Charlie has to assist. There are a few things he needs from the lighthouse and of course as they arrive, Charlie comes face to face with his Mother in Law. Lucinda Munday, or what Granthem has made of her at least and things get strangely domestic between the two.
I am still bad at summaries maybe I'll get better at it.
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- Part 2 of Murder Husbands
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Fit as a Butchers' Dog by DomesticatedCryptid
Fandoms: The Dark Pictures: The Devil in Me (Video Game)
22 May 2023
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Charlie escaped the furnace, but ends up trapped somewhere else, this time Du'met would make sure it sticks, by killing him up close and personal. In fact, he made sure the rest of the Lonnit crew was locked in an observation room displaying a few of this very room so they could watch him die, for real this time. Promise.
Except he did not expect Charlie's very unconventional way of getting out of the situation. Everyone including Granthem is shocked and appalled, actually no Granthem was not appalled, quite the opposite. Charlie had some wild times when he was younger and although rusty, he retained most of those skills, and he prayed to god that they would save his life today.
Kate is disgusted, Mark is shocked, Erin is dying of embarrassment and Jamie is supportive.
(Please don't take this too seriously, I wrote this one for gits and shiggles, everyone is extremely OOC, I hope you enjoy this horny, humerous, ride and who knows, maybe I will expand on this in the future, but I doubt it I also suck at summaries as you can probably tell.)Series
- Part 1 of Murder Husbands
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So...I was not anticipating to post ANYTHING on here...I am mostly here to follow, subscribe, bookmark, etc. But..well, I made a shitpost a while ago and thought...why not.
Anyway. This was inspired about the all familiar meme of that time when the people working on the show wanted to make sure there was no ideas of the gang dating, so they made Daphne and Velma live together and Shaggy and Fred live together, but that just ended up making it look kinda gay. I spoke about that on discord when I sent said meme, and we had a good chuckle and then I typed up this to expand upon this thought. So enjoy...or not. Don't mind any misspellings or whatever i think explained why i don't give a damn with this particular...piece. XD
Fred and Shaggy alone with the mystery machine and Shaggy being, one smooth motherfucker when he gets to have his 'chill' if you know what I mean.