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"You paid for the deluxe package," Neil says as he scrolls through his payment history to find his client's invoice. His system is simple:
Basic Package: Fuck you. A general statement of displeasure and a brief description of the wrongdoing.
Intermediate Package: Fuck you, with passion. Everything in the basic package, but with additional insults. Customizable for an extra fee.
Deluxe Package: Fuck you to hell. Everything from the first two packages, for an extended period of time, and with extra viciousness.
And it looks like Andrew Minyard is the unlucky soul today.
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- Part 1 of temper, temper
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28 Jun 2026
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The door of the room is closed, so he stops in front of it wondering if the element of surprise would play in his favour. With a sigh, he opens the door.
And he wishes he didn't.
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23 Jun 2026
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If someone asked Nicholas Hemmick which events in his life were turning points, he would name:
When his parents rejected him after finding out he was an omega.
Moving to Germany.
Taking custody of the twins.
But most likely, he would say it was Neil Josten showing up on his doorstep — with a baby in his arms.
An AU where Andrew and Neil met long before Palmetto, accidentally ended up with a child, and now the monsters are trying to piece their lives together and get used to the new member of the family.
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22 Jun 2026
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Shang Qinghua Can't Believe This Shit is Real (Mostly Because He Made It) by Salicinalis
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
01 Dec 2022
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Out on a mission, Shen Qingqiu gets hit by cuddle pollen.
Shang Qinghua was not prepared to deal with this, but he supposes someone has to step up and take responsibility. For the fact that Shen Qingqiu will be in excruciating pain without physical contact, of course!
Well, and also the fact that a very desperate, touch-starved Shang Qinghua wrote cuddle pollen into existence. -
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"You know," she said, leaning forward slightly, "it's really uncanny, isn't it?" Her eyes were on Andrew.
Everyone paused, turning their attention to Dan, then to Andrew and the small dictator on his lap.
"What is?" Neil asked, looking from Dan to Andrew, then down at Josh.
"Josh. He looks like a little Andrew."
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Foxes noticing Andrew's mini me <3
Previously named two worlds collide
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- Part 2 of Neil's happy little family<3
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17 Jun 2026