Eloa



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    Harris: Hi, Shane!
    Harris: This is Harris Drover.
    Harris: I got your number from Ilya.
    Harris: Sorry to bother you, but I had a question.
    Harris: I know you’re coming in to sign contracts tomorrow, and I had an idea for a social media thing to announce your signing, if you’d be up for it?

    Shane: Oh, yeah, okay.
    Shane: I’ll be there, so we can do whatever.
    Shane: Always happy to help the team with a little internet humiliation that’ll be around for decades.

    Harris: Perfect!
    Harris: I promise, I think you’ll really like this, though.
    Harris: No humiliation involved.
    Harris: The only caveat is, you can’t tell Ilya.

    Shane: Okay?
    Shane: Why?

    Harris: Well.
    Harris: Here’s what I’m thinking.

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    "Of all the girls he had to have sex with (which really, were none), of course it was someone with a painting of Jesus above her bed, so he knows that his only hope in hell that this will go away is in a negative test result."

    Season 1 AU; Kurt is pretty sure he's gay, but would like to make sure. Quinn Fabray has similar questions running through her mind. They put their theories to the test, with very much unintended consequences.

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    At first Ilya thinks it’s some kind of deformed bear. Then he sees the weird little claw-things it has instead of paws, and realizes it’s a massive stuffed sloth.

    “Looks like someone’s going all-out this year,” Bood says from behind him.

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    Or: Ilya and Shane might be spending their first Valentine's Day as a married couple apart, but Shane's not letting that stop him.

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    20 Jun 2026

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    There are still four viable sperm samples in the Hail Mary’s deep freeze storage. Ryland knows this because he’s asked Mary about it twice since the day Jude was born. Once, when she was barely six months old, which unnerved him so badly that he slammed the laptop shut before Mary could finish telling him about the samples.

    The second time was about five minutes ago, give or take a few seconds.

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    floridae nota

    Also called fool's laurel in the common parlance.

    These markings, resembling tattoos, appear on an individual experiencing unrequited love. Simple marks featuring one to two plants may represent a shallow, immature love; marks of up to seven types of flora have been recorded indicating a very deep and often permanent attachment.

    The markings usually begin at the base of the spine and spread across the skin until they are visible across the entire body, in the manner of a spreading garden. They will not fade until the bearer's romantic feelings have, or until they are reciprocated by the person(s) with whom the bearer is in love.

    Certain cultural signifiers are attached to such marks when they grow beyond what can be hidden by clothing. They are often a source of pity; in some circles they may be regarded as a sign of emotional immaturity or an unpleasant personality. They have been the source of numerous scandals, especially when appearing on one partner in a marriage. There are a number of ballads on this topic....

    - Wild Magic: Obscure Phenomenas in Tevinter, pp. 57

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