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everybody thought you were so insane by livinginaworldofnoise
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
23 Dec 2024
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PHYSICS 101
Rating: 2.0 | Would take again: No | Grade: B+
Unless you want to spend the semester learning about Professor Wei’s highly specific feud with another professor that I still don’t understand the origin of, take a different professor!
PHYSICS 263
Rating: 2.5 | Would take again: No | Grade: C
If you take this class, hope and pray that Wei Wuxian never stops by during lecture. He came in once just to ask Professor Lan if he’d removed the stick up his ass yet, and as soon as he left Prof Lan gave us all a pop quiz. EVIL.
OR: a tale told through rate my professors posts
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24 May 2026
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darling, all of my wrongs led me right to you by livinginaworldofnoise
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
23 Jan 2025
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To: [email protected]
From: [email protected]Dear Editor,
On page B5 of the Arts & Culture section, the jazz concert review contains an error. The sixth paragraph, which describes Xiao Xingchen as a “terrorist,” should presumably say “tenorist” instead.
Sincerely,
ReaderTo: [email protected]
From: [email protected]Dear discerning reader,
Thank you for reaching out about this matter. In fact, that is not an error; rather, our Arts & Culture writer sincerely believes that being bad at jazz is equivalent to terrorism.
Helpfully,
Wei WuxianOR: rival newspaper editors!wangxian use slightly different email tactics to court each other
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24 May 2026
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from you, i'd buy anything by livinginaworldofnoise
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
06 Jul 2025
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Facebook Marketplace
DISASSEMBLED GLASS TABLE (REASSEMBLY REQUIRED)
$74
Condition: Used (fair)
Description: chic glass table for all ur tabling needs—temporarily disassembled due to undisclosed circumstances. just needs some time and patience with the reassembling project!*
must be able to pick up and must not ask me for help with reassembly
*may lack structural integrity after reassembly, which seller is not responsible forSeller: Wei Wuxian
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Lan Wangji: Why are you selling a broken table?
Wei Wuxian: it’s disassembled!!!!
Lan Wangji: Shattered glass cannot be reassembled.
Wei Wuxian: what are u, some kind of glass doctor?
OR: the inevitable collision of part-time fb marketplace seller & full-time troll!wei wuxian and part-time window-shopper & full-time rule enthusiast!lan wangji
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23 May 2026
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Cheng Xiaoshi, in the meantime, was sure he looked like a hideous, sweaty, gross monster. His hair stuck to his face in an unattractive way, his cheeks and forehead were all hot and red, and he was huffing and puffing as if he had just run two marathons back to back. Which, to be fair, he basically did. Meanwhile, Lu Guang was standing there like he had just discovered heaven on earth. Scratch that, Lu Guang looked like heaven on earth. It didn’t matter, though. The subject of his desires? The reason Cheng Xiaoshi had run so fast from the other side of town?
“MY NOODLES!” Cheng Xiaoshi yelped, grasping the opposite side of the counter from Lu Guang. “YOU ATE MY NOODLES.”
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Or, a prompt from Pinterest summed up by: Cheng Xiaoshi time travels into Lu Guang’s body and figured out how down bad Lu Guang is for him.
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17 May 2026
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you’ve been through so much (how are you gentle now?) by Pearl_of_amphitrite
Fandoms: 恋与深空 | Love and Deepspace (Video Game)
01 May 2026
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Heat prickled under the flesh of Zayne’s face and burned his ears red. He didn’t deserve this. He knew he didn’t deserve such tenderness and adoration, but he was starving for it. Hunger bit at the back of his throat and Sylus was offering himself up on a silver platter and Zayne was weak to the ache in his jaw.
Or: Zayne tries out non-sexual pet play with Sylus
Series
- Part 2 of Sylus BDAY 2026 (aliciascanvas)
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02 May 2026