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    Teen Wolf AU that ignores Season 5

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  1. Public Bookmark 34

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    01 Jul 2026

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    “It had your voice,” he whispers. Jaskier scoffs indignantly, but it’s missing some of his usual bluster.

    “I can assure you, nothing and no one on this Continent has my-

    He cuts himself off, tensing in Geralt’s hold as the words hang above them.

    Luring our men into the forest, the innkeeper's wife had said. They all heard it - their wives, lovers, calling to them in the night. It drove them mad, ripped their hearts out.

    “It had my voice.”

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    28 Jun 2026

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    The plan is this:

    He will note all the things that annoy Geralt, and he will stop doing them, and then Geralt will want him around.

    It will work. It has to work, because Jaskier cannot be left behind.

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    17 Jun 2026

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    Crowley hiccups. It turns into a burp. “Angel,” he repeats, and if it sounds soppy, well, what do you expect. Crowley is three winds—sheets—anyway he’s shitfaced. It’s not like Aziraphale doesn’t know Crowley’s in love with him. It’s not like it’s a secret. It’s not like Crowley hasn’t lived with the mortification of being known down to the molecule every day for six thousand years.

    Why is he here again? Oh yes.

    “I need your help.”

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    It turns out glitter is miracle-proof and, also, that it itches. Crowley needs some help preening. He gets a bit more than he bargained for.

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    22 May 2026

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    CROWLEY: I try not to make a habit of gratitude, but I must give our appreciation to everyone out there who’s been listening and subscribing to The Ineffable Plan.
    AZIRAPHALE: Ooh, yes, we’ve become quite popular, haven’t we?
    CROWLEY: Yeah, just hit number eight on the advice charts … No advertising at all.
    AZIRAPHALE: Mm. How … miraculous.
    CROWLEY: … Aziraphale. You did not.

     

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    Crowley and Aziraphale are very possibly the people least qualified, on the entire planet, to start up an advice podcast.

    But what else is there to do when the world isn’t ending anytime soon, you’re technically on indefinite sabbatical from your lifelong careers, and you need a plausible excuse to spend more time with your best friend who you’re definitely not, absolutely not, maybe just a little, actually maybe overwhelmingly in love with?

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    24 Apr 2026