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To Live My Life As It's Meant To Be by thederpypikachu
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
30 Apr 2026
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"It takes me another moment before I realize that I wasn’t hurting from the fall. There’s no struggle to get air back into my lungs. I’ve tumbled end over end, and sort of landed upright. All my limbs are sprawled in every direction.
Rocky skitters down to my level, right up against the xenonite. “Grace fall! Hurt question? Okay okay okay?”
With all my brainpower, I focus on responding. 'Y-ye-es,' I manage to chirp. I freeze. Process.
That was definitely not English. Or any other human language. I didn’t move any muscles to speak.
'Y-ees,' I say again, and the same chirping note comes out. Inside me, I feel the shifting of five gas-filled… things. That note came from me. But it sounded like Rocky."...
In which Grace wakes up as an Eridian. And then a human. Eridian again.
Figuring out how to walk and sing is the first step. The rest will have to come later.
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- Part 1 of Eridian Shifter AU
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Bookmarked by SadSiren (Erectoplasm)
02 Jun 2026
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Aventurine's sordid reputation is well-known throughout the IPC, and he's made no effort to hide it. People coming to him, knowing he'd lend them his body as long as they agree to give up whatever he wanted from them... it makes his job smoother.
Until he lets it slip to Ratio that, despite his active sex life, he's never had any form of sex education.
(Or: Ratio teaches a sex ed lesson that is entirely professional and will not contain any 'demonstrations'. Until it does.)
Bookmarked by SadSiren (Erectoplasm)
27 May 2026
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The Greatest Act of Optimism by Acewithapaintbrush
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
30 Apr 2026
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The Eridian thrills a high sound that doesn’t get picked up by the translator which means that it has no clear meaning. Like when a human gasps or sucks in a deep breath. It actually sounds a little like that. When they notice that I’m staring straight at them they scramble back into their hiding spot and hold very still.
A child, I realize with a start.
That’s a child!
“Hey,” I call and the kid squeaks again. I was about to get to my feet but abort the movement and crawl closer on my hands and knees until I'm inches away from the xenonite wall. I wait and it takes me much too long to realize that they don’t have to peek around the corner to see if I’m still there.
“Hey there,” I try again, my voice low and calm. It’s my teacher voice, the one I use for shy and scared students.
Used.
The fact that I haven’t had to use it for years and it still comes to me automatically almost knocks the air out of my lungs but this is not about me, it’s about making sure the little pebble doesn’t die of fright from the scary alien. “Hi, I’m Grace. It’s alright, you don’t have to be scared.”
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How Grace finally gets back into a classroom, where he belongsSeries
- Part 1 of Teacher Grace's Extraordinary Curriculum
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Bookmarked by SadSiren (Erectoplasm)
19 May 2026
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where nothing bleeds by interstellarisms
Fandoms: Iron Lung (2026), Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
10 Apr 2026
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Simon didn’t expect his savior to be exactly his type.
What a welcome sight. Even if this stupidly handsome man ends up being evil, or working for the C.O.I, at least he’d die looking at something good.
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Grace and Rocky find Simon's ship floating in deep space on their way to Erid.
UPDATE: This fic has been peer reviewed by a NASA engineer who has approved of the science!
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Bookmarked by SadSiren (Erectoplasm)
18 May 2026
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You find yourself in Twisted Wonderland, a whole new world rich in history and magic - but with one near-death experience after another, you were one more overblot away from losing it.
Your only solace and escape from reality were the few hours every night spent with a mysterious, eccentric horned man that liked walking around abandoned ruins and being called literally anything but his actual name.
Malleus made you feel safe and calm, like you weren’t so out of place in this world.
Then, you joined his club and invited him over for Christmas, and suddenly you couldn't ignore the way he looked at you anymore, the way his touches lingered.
But you were just friends… weren’t you?
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- Part 1 of Adventures with the Horned-Man
Bookmarked by SadSiren (Erectoplasm)
15 May 2026