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Five Times Guillermo Held Nandor After Sex (And One Time He Didn't) by cookinguptales
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
14 Dec 2022
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Semen collection isn't the same thing as having sex, and having sex isn't the same thing as a relationship. But they're getting there.
(A sequel to Five Times Guillermo Helped Nandor Collect Semen (And One Time He Didn't).)
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- Part 2 of ten times (and then some)
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Five Times Guillermo Helped Nandor Collect Semen (And One Time He Didn't) by cookinguptales
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
18 Sep 2022
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Sometimes a vampire needs a helping hand while preparing a semen sample for the friendly neighborhood coven.
Or a mouth.
Or a familiar.
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- Part 1 of ten times (and then some)
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11 Jul 2026
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Five times Guillermo bled in front of Nandor accidentally (and the one time it was on purpose) by ColorMeHappy
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
31 Oct 2021
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Moments from times which Guillermo had to deal with bleeding in front of Nandor the consequences of it, and the one time that maybe he bled a little bit on purpose.
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Parent Panic by KatherineKrawl
Fandoms: The Mandalorian (TV), Star Wars - All Media Types
11 Jan 2023
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The elevator doors shut...
And that was it.
It had all gone so fast. Din's forehead ached with the pressure of his frown as his mind went over and over the happenings of the last hour in a matter of seconds. The green light saber, the Dark Troopers, the goodbyes. Grogu's little hand on his bare face as he cried tears that were still wet on his cheeks.
It had gone too fast for Din to tell the Jedi...
Anything. Everything.
He couldn't let the Jedi go with his child. Not when there was so much he needed to tell him first.
He felt the ship shake when the X-Wing passed the window, and instead of watching it fly off, his feet twitched against the floor, before he turned on the spot, and started to run.
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17 Jun 2026