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The Appropriate Distance by lqveliest
Fandoms: The Devil Wears Prada (2006), The Devil Wears Prada 2 - Fandom
18 Jul 2026
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"There is no safe distance from someone you work beside twelve hours a day, only a series of ordinary ones."
Andrea Sachs has always been very good at keeping her distance.
Until she isn't.
Or: Andy hires a new assistant. Everything that follows is a terrible idea
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19 Jul 2026
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“You okay?” Andy whispers while pulling carefully, opening up Emily’s chest and directing her arm straighter.
“No,” Emily whispers back through a straining jaw, “this is terrible and I hate it and you.”
“But we’ve only just met,” Andy murmurs with a wide smile. Emily sees it sideways.
“And this is a horrible first impression,” she whispers, broken at the end by a pained groan she attempts to muffle into her shoulder.
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Emily tries hot yoga. She hates it. It's the best thing she's ever done.
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16 Jul 2026
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my green eyed monster ( is eating me alive ) by slimimi
Fandoms: The Devil Wears Prada (2006)
22 Jun 2026
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“Are you done?” he asks.
“Yes.”
“Are you sure?”
“…Yes.”
Nigel nods. Says, very mildly, to the wall and not to her: “You have spent half an hour telling me why he is wrong for her; and not once have you told me who you think would be right.”
She opens her mouth.
She closes it.
A small, traitorous thought slips in sideways before she can shut the door on it. She shuts the door on it.
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Or the one where Emily and Andrea are friends. Great friends. Best friends. Just friends.
So why the fuck does Andrea want to pull her hair out at the thought of Emily having a boyfriend?
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15 Jul 2026
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hurts so good, wicked funny dialogue, these two will be the death of me
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she works hard for the money by upriserseven
Fandoms: The Devil Wears Prada (2006), The Devil Wears Prada 2 (2026)
12 Jul 2026
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“Well hey, I don’t have Benji money but that first advance just came through, so if you’re ever looking for a marginally less impressive patron, you let me know.”
“It would be nice for you to have someone more sophisticated on your arm, I suppose.”
(In which Emily finds a new benefactor and friends with benefits… with benefits begins.)
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14 Jul 2026
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Her latest realisation is digested as slowly and rationally as possible. There is nothing to worry about. It's just a small, tiny crush. Completely manageable.
It is not, in fact, manageable.
Or: Emily, Andy, and everything that follows.
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- Part 1 of Everything That Follows
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13 Jul 2026
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“Mom! Mommy! This is Miss Sachs!”
Emily stops in place, frowning.
“Well, where is-”
Then, a woman rises from behind the pile of folders.
“…she.”
Oh. Well. There she is.
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Emily meets Bronwyn's teacher with no untoward personal reaction whatsoever. And again. And again. And again.
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13 Jul 2026
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Isabeau’s entire life, from as far back as she could remember, has been figure skating. However, running parallel to the throughline of her life were two women that made her realize figure skating could be more – Alysa Liu and Amber Glenn. But Amber specifically? Isabeau was still figuring that all out, and she thinks it all got fuzzy in Nashville, back in 2022.
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22 May 2026
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Amber really likes hugs. Alysa really likes Amber.
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A short one-shot set between the women’s free skate short program and the women’s free skate long program.
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24 Apr 2026
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Two years after walking away, Alysa steps back onto the ice.
She doesn’t expect Amber to be waiting.
They never finished that conversation.
They never really said goodbye.Bookmarked by EssenceOfAbsurdity
24 Apr 2026
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'cause i took a picture of that smile (and stuck it in my heart) by boomeeraang
Fandoms: Figure Skating RPF
15 Apr 2026
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The US figure skating community runs small but deep, and nothing circulates faster than the old gossip mill. So, it's really not a surprise to anyone that Alysa and Amber are dating.
Well, except for Amber. It's definitely a surprise to Amber.
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Alysa realizes a bit too late that she may have a skipped a step in this whole relationship business.
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16 Apr 2026
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That tearful kiss shared between Stephanie and Emily wasn't their first—and it certainly wasn't their last.
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- Part 1 of Murder Moms
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13 Apr 2026
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Something in the Way She Moves by tessafreakingvirtue
Fandoms: Figure Skating RPF, Olympics RPF
12 Apr 2020
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Tessa and Scott took different paths two decades ago; now fate has brought them back together.
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The story in which Tessa's a ballet teacher and Scott has just enrolled his daughter in her class. Let the fun begin.
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13 Apr 2026
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Alysa returns from her two-year hiatus to find her crush on Amber hasn’t changed — but Amber doesn’t seem to feel the same way about her.
Luckily Alysa loves the thrill of a challenge, & Amber isn’t as unbreakable as she thinks…
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06 Apr 2026
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talented brilliant incredible amazing showstopping
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Alysa's trying to lock in for her last gaming session before her romantic weekend with Amber, but her girlfriend has other ideas. Distractions, distractions.
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23 Mar 2026
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Fire In My Heart by meridianmoonbeam, orphan_account
Fandoms: Figure Skating RPF, Olympics RPF
09 Mar 2026
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Two girls who've built a language out of group chats, pinky promises, and plausible deniability - until Prague, when the ice goes quiet and Isabeau's gaze drops exactly one inch too low. Some things can't be blamed on champagne.
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22 Mar 2026
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girl, let me know (if this is careless) by starshatter
Fandoms: Figure Skating RPF, Olympics RPF
15 Mar 2026
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Alysa Liu is no stranger to the archives.
or: Alysa’s curiosity gets the best of her and discovers fanfiction of her and Amber on a familiar website. She gets caught.
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19 Mar 2026
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Amber arrives somewhere quiet.
There is more time than she knows what to do with.But Alysa isn’t there yet.
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18 Mar 2026
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Curve Your Little Spine and Tell Me That You're Mine by Uncle_Cool
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
14 Feb 2024
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When John and Priam marry, Harrowhark moves in. Step-sister? Her own personal live-in cum dumpster? It's all the same to Kiriona.
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In which Kiriona is an absolute dork who grew up spoiled rotten, and is going mad with power.
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- Part 1 of What're you doing, step-Griddle?
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24 Jan 2026
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just like normal by paene for dancemusicsexromance
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
09 Jan 2024
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Ianthe gives herself a cock, and Corona is increasingly bewildered that she hasn’t been allowed to sit on it yet.
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22 Jan 2026
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drunk in love by loatheatfirstsight
Fandoms: Wicked - All Media Types, Wicked (Movie 2024)
17 Nov 2025
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And there it is again, that damn lack of a filter whenever so much as a single drop of alcohol enters Glinda’s system. That dopey smile, too, that she flashes at Elphaba charmingly, even in her current state. Those big doe eyes opening again to look at her, the slightly crooked smile crinkling at their edges. Instead of answering Elphaba’s question, Glinda giggles. “I like it when you call me that.”
“Mh?”
“When you call me pretty girl, it makes me feel all fuzzy.”
Or, Elphaba thinks her feelings for her best friend are unrequited, despite the many times Glinda accidentally tries to get her point across after a few too many drinks. They’re both oblivious to the other’s feelings until it becomes undeniable.- Language:
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21 Jan 2026