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Illya decided the moment he first laid eyes on the American spy, the first time he smelled him, that he wanted him.
Force is off the table, but there are many ways to make someone beg.
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Or Alpha-Illya is determined to seduce Omega-Napoleon despite his unwillingness to be seduced. Emotions get in the way
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- Part 1 of Smells like Temptation
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Illya has a different plan to convince Victoria that "Jack Devany" wasn't involved in the break-in at the Vinciguerra warehouse, and if it also involves making Napoleon fall apart in his hands, well that's just efficiency.
(Illya blows Napoleon 'for the sake of the mission' and then fucks his brain out, dubious consent omegaverse style)
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- Part 2 of Smells like Temptation
- Part 4 of A Fool's Porn Collection
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Wilson could play along, act like this was any other evening. He dropped his keys in the bowl, slipped out of his shoes, stared at the back of House's head and tried to guess how hard he would have to grovel before House would forgive him. "How was your date?"
"If by date, you mean a kidnapping orchestrated by the man who claims to be my best friend, then it was fine." House paused, he still hadn't turned to face the door but Wilson could picture the look of betrayal on his face. The question was how much of it was being played up for the drama, and how much was real. "Where fine means worse than the time those frat boys convinced me to drink beer out of a shoe." So fifty-fifty.
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An alternative ending to Bait and Switch by ORiley42. What if Wilson couldn't win House in the bachelor auction? How would that conversation play out in the aftermath?
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Another Way to Entertain Us by EverTheFool
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
03 Dec 2022
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Jaskier should have known better than to try his luck in an Alpha-only bar. A bard should know that there's more than one way to entertain a crowd...
This is pure smut. Jaskier gets gang banged in a bar. Geralt watches (and helps)
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- Part 3 of A Fool's Porn Collection
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Close Quarters by EverTheFool
Fandoms: Star Trek, Star Trek: Alternate Original Series (Movies)
01 Oct 2022
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No one told Spock that his new captain was an Omega. But now that he's discovered this, he's going to take full advantage of it. Jim has no idea what his new First Officer has in store for him.
Set in an Alternative Universe where Jim and Spock never met before being assigned to work together.
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- Part 1 of A Fool's Porn Collection
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A Fool's Porn Collection by EverTheFool
Fandom Star Trek, Star Trek: Alternate Original Series (Movies), The Man From U.N.C.L.E. (2015), The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
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So that’s how it starts, but it is not, unfortunately, how it ends. Mainly because it doesn’t end, that is. It keeps happening, often multiple times a week, and before he knows it Sanji’s been letting a piece of potentially sentient plant life into his pants for going on two months. He can only assume it’s a result of taking one too many hits to the head.
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22 Jul 2026
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Mold in the shower, burns on the carpet, and nothing but hot sauce and pickles in the kitchen. Sanji doesn't know it yet, but the apartment he's moving into—and the alpha he's sharing it with—will change his life.
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21 Jul 2026
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Sanji struggles with an injury that prevents him from cooking. Around the same time, Zoro starts to act strange.
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19 Jul 2026
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“Beauregard – you said she is outside?” Essek half-turns in the direction of the front door. “Should we invite her in?”
It feels like there is something stuck in his throat. “In a moment. She is, ah – giving us some space.”
Essek turns back to stare at him. Repeats quietly, dangerously, “Space.”
Caleb forces himself to swallow. “Yes.”
Essek’s attention is a palpable thing now, sharp like a knife’s edge against his cheek. “Explain.”
One moment makes all the difference during the battle at Blumenthal. In the aftermath, the Nein grapple with what comes next.
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16 Jul 2026
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As if he could ever forget Barbados. The circumstances necessitated a very specific type of cover—the only time Napoleon and Illya had been asked to fake being in a romantic relationship. It had come near the end of UNCLE’s run, which was probably a good thing, even though ultimately it hadn’t actually required much of them. A few casual yet affectionate touches in public, standing close together, some lingering looks. Not that different than how they usually behaved around each other, which, no, he wasn’t going to think too hard about. It had been easy to fall into that mindset, and Napoleon had worried that his careful mask had slipped enough for Illya to glimpse the too-real feelings beneath.
But then, not even a month later, UNCLE had disbanded and it was a moot point. He was never going to see Illya again. Except now he’s staring up at his former partner, being asked to pretend he’s in love again.
(Ten years after UNCLE was disbanded, Illya asks Napoleon with help with a mission that will test their partnership and blur the lines between what is a cover and what's real.)
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