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    23 May 2026

  2. Rec 70

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    Basically James, Sirius, Remus, Peter, Marlene, Mary, Lily, Andromeda, Ted, Narcissa, Bellatrix, Severus, Regulus, Alice, and Frank watch the Harry Potter movies.

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    23 May 2026

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    When Harry Potter's relationship with Ginny Weasley blows up a week before the deadline for the Ministry's new marriage law, he doesn't think his life can get any worse. After he's matched to Lyra Malfoy, Draco's twin sister, he's convinced that his dream of a happy future is dead.

    How will he manage balancing unsupportive Gryffindors and eccentric Slytherins? Which will kill him first his jinx of an Auror partner or one of Draco Malfoy's weird pets? Can he slow his hectic life down long enough to get to know his future wife before the wedding or will the real issue be falling for her too fast?

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    15 May 2026

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    Cassiopeia Malfoy is a sharp-tongued, fifth-year who’s always known where her loyalties lie. Until she starts falling for Harry Potter, the one person her twin brother hates most. What begins as tension and resentment slowly turns into something neither of them meant to feel, forcing Cassiopeia to rethink everything she thought she understood about family, loyalty, and herself.

    The more you read, the better it gets. I promise. I had no clue where I was going to take this for like the first 10 chapters--granted I also wrote those chapters over two years ago. The formatting was also horrendous at first, that also gets better!

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    12 May 2026

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    At sixteen, I decided that one woefully neglected six-year-old boy—yes, that boy, with a destiny too heavy for his tiny shoulders—deserved a proper childhood. Naturally, I handled this with the subtlety of a goblin wielding a glitter cannon: I stole a Chrono-Selective Time-Turner from my family vault, defied at least three minor laws of physics, and hurled myself headfirst into the 1980s, where I promptly reinvented myself as Alex Selwyn—French accent, golden eyes, and just enough charm to convince anyone that my sudden appearance wasn’t suspicious.

    Blending in? Hah. Spoiler: I don’t. Between part-time jobs in Diagon Alley, endless doodles, perfectly timed pranks, and occasionally questioning the very concept of “legal behavior,” I discovered the revolutionary art of caring for someone unconditionally.

    And Harry? Well, that poor, unsuspecting child got a childhood that was messy, magical, and probably legally questionable in half a dozen countries, full of laughter, crepes, and chaos—the sort of childhood only a slightly reckless, world-bendingly dramatic witch like me could provide.
    AU/Spin-off from my original fanfic Darling, I'm a Disaster

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    29 Apr 2026