FinelyDressedSpacemen
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Robby knows better than to look away from the board as he says, “I’m going to Nick Bradley’s funeral.”
“Goddammit,” Jack curses again. “You can’t torture yourself enough on the clock, now you’ve gotta do it on your PTO too?”
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It hits him, then, like anaphylaxis is contagious: his chest feels tight, his breath frozen. He’s mad at Jack for getting so exposed. He’s mad at the patient for bringing in the allergen in the first place. He’s terrified, seeing Jack sweat, hearing Javadi read “90 over 70,” and even as Jack’s breathing begins to slow, and even as his systolic starts climbing, Robby is scared stiff.
Jack mumbles something around the mouthpiece of the nebulizer.
“No,” Robby snaps. “Shut up and breathe.”
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The Real Thing by FinelyDressedSpacemen
Fandoms: X-Men (Movieverse), Deadpool (Movieverse)
25 Dec 2025
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“What?” Wade shrugs, excessively. “What is that?”
Logan shrugs again. “Whatever.”
“Whatever? I suggest some cliche, fake relationship trope bullshit and you say Whatever?”
“Whatever,” he repeats, a little dangerously. “I said what I said.”
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Fandoms: Deadpool (Movieverse), X-Men (Movieverse)
30 Aug 2025
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Maybe it’s wrong, thinking of a real person he almost kind of knows while he’s reaching beneath the hem of his satin panties and he’s cranking one out in front of a chat room full of strangers.
Wade doesn’t care. Claws1973 is handling the troublemakers like he always does, and Wade is pretending Hot Neighbor Dad is watching him while Wade writhes over the comforter and thinks of that stupid, tufted hair.
He gasps. “Don’t forget to come back tomorrow,” he pants. “Same Pool time, same Pool channel.”
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Wheel, Snipe, Celly by FinelyDressedSpacemen for BurdenedWithPointlessPurpose
Fandoms: Deadpool (Movieverse), X-Men (Movieverse)
19 May 2025
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Wade joined the local beer league team for something to do. He never expected to fall in love, and definitely not with the best defenseman in Halifax Wolverine history.
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They say doctors make terrible patients. This is especially true for Dr. Jack Abbot.
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15 Jun 2026
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"Wait, how long has it been exactly since you last had sex?"
On a night in, drinking beers and watching the game, Jack discovers that not only has Robby not got laid in nearly two years, but it's also been a long while since he's managed to get himself off with just his hand. Robby's problem is not being able to switch his brain off and enjoy the moment.
Jack decides to rectify that himself.
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10 Jun 2026
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"I can't believe I'm saying this," Robby said, "but humans don't turn into dogs."
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09 Jun 2026
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You got me floating in an ocean of emotion and I think I'm gonna drown by lunardeath
Fandoms: The Pitt (TV)
03 Dec 2025
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Throwing his head back and laughing, Robby shifted closer, ignoring Jack’s stiff body langauge, to wrap his arms around him. He pressed a kiss to Jack’s jaw. “I’ll miss you,” he mumbled, pressing another kiss to his cheek. “So much. I’ll pine for you. I’ll cry myself to sleep every night, hugging your pillow.”
A pause, then Jack grumbled, “That’s a start.”
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Jack goes out of town for a few days. Robby goes on an emotional rollercoaster.Bookmarked by FinelyDressedSpacemen
08 Jun 2026
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"So hot," the other woman agreed, shooting a quick glance out at Jack. "Those arms. Have mercy."
Robby hid a smile. Jack was gonna love hearing about this.
Her friend made an agreeing sort of noise. "Yeah, but I'm gonna be so real with you: the leg kinda freaks me out."
And Robby froze, a ripple of offense sweeping him.
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05 Jun 2026