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  1. Public Bookmark 16

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    The answer isn’t yes, that first time Tom Wilson tries to fight for him and Leno offers to suck his dick about it.

    But he doesn’t say no, either.

    So, that’s something.

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    03 Jun 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 18

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    29 May 2026

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    Mack thinks he’s entitled to his boybestfriend’s body.

    Or: Will wakes up with a pussy, and Mack decides that’s /his/ to free use.

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    21 May 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 21

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    Matt's never felt like stalking a reporter; usually it's the other way around. There's something about Gabe, though, something that makes it impossible to want anything else.

     
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    Gabe sports journalist AU

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    24 Apr 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 12

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    Matt takes a moment to appreciate the shape of Gabe's body. After all, it's not every day your boyfriend wakes up as a girl, with girl curves and girl angles and girl... well. You know.

     

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    Gabe gets cursed to be a girl for a little bit and Matt wouldn't be Matt if he didn't take advantage of this amazing opportunity

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    23 Apr 2026

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    A comprehensive guide to writing both queer and het erotic fiction, written by published novelist Quinn Anderson. Includes lists of sexy words, references, and some general writing tips. Please feel free to use without credit.

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    17 Apr 2026

  7. Public Bookmark 26

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    You ever get edged by a guy over the phone?

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    06 Apr 2026

  8. Public Bookmark 61

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    Matt just can't shut up when Gabe's on his knees like that.

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    04 Apr 2026

  9. Public Bookmark 46

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    “Those fucking reporters, man,” Macklin groaned, collapsing next to Will. “They kept trying to bait me into admitting I did it for you.”

    Will hummed, his eyes half-lidded. “Did you not?” He asked, his words slightly slurred.

    “Fucking of course I did. What kind of man would I be if I didn’t?”

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    Set after sharks v. pens, 12/13/25

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    16 Mar 2026

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    Will has a tendency to fall in love with things the way only boys raised on promises of paradise and unbearable guilt can, unknowingly and devastatingly complete.

    He sometimes wonders if wanting something can ever be clean, if desire and goodness can ever coexist inside his body. He tells himself that it doesn’t matter anymore, but maybe he’s just learned to lie so convincingly he starts to believe it.

    Because the guilt always comes back in the end, it claws at his chest, while the fear settles low in his stomach and panic makes it hard to breathe, and it all just leaves his heart aching like a wound that never heals.

    But then there’s Mack, who makes Will want to break every rule he’s ever been taught.

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    15 Mar 2026

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    Luca Haas, in his second year with the Ottawa Centaurs, hits his stride. His game is great, his team is even better. Sure, he has one friend outside of hockey, but that's fine. And it's two friends if you count his cat. He has settled into life in a way he would have never thought possible. And then, lightening strikes. Of course, when that happens, his team takes it upon themselves to interfere. And between a roster of hockey players, an evil lesbian, and a badly behaved cat, Luca might find out just how much better things can get, even when they feel like they're already great. That is, if he survives the embarrassment of it all.

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    15 Jan 2026

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    What starts as a kind of miserable night leads to new discoveries for Troy and Harris, though Harris catches on a little faster than Troy does. It's up to Harris to test the waters with Troy over the next few weeks, nudging him closer and closer to things he never let himself believe were allowed.

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    The "Harris helps Troy realize he has a praise kink" fic.

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    15 Jan 2026

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    Troy took a deep breath. “Just wait a sec.” Roz shifted on his feet but stayed where he was. “You really did something for me tonight and I don’t want it to end with you running away, back into the closet.”

    Follows (and adds on to) events from both Role Model and the Long Game if Ilya confirmed Troy's suspicions after they went to the Kingfisher. How might having someone to confide in helped both of them? (The story remains largely the same. I'm just exploring the community angle of it all)

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    14 Jan 2026

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    When Coach Wiebe suggests that Luca Haas should move in with Ilya for a while, as both of them seem lonely, Ilya nearly loses his mind. Not only does this mean he will see Shane even less than before, but it also means that the Centaurs have realised that Ilya's mental health is suffering. The worst part is that when Ilya tells Shane about it, Shane actually supports the idea, saying that it might be good for Ilya and Luca.

    Turns out it's the second-best thing that has ever happened to Ilya.

    or: ilya basically adopts luca aka the ottawa found family trope we all need.

    this is now a multichapter fic!

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    11 Jan 2026

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    “Aww, don’t be embarrassed Haasy. Just don’t tell him about your Ilya Rozanov poster and you can definitely pull this swimmer boy!” Ilya said.

    The only thing more mortifying than getting caught watching borderline thirst traps of your crush is having your hockey idol (and childhood crush) talking about your dating life.

    Luca closed his eyes, his blush no doubt crawling up further from his neck all the way to his forehead.

    “Who’s Haasy gonna pull?” Harris asked, walking into the barbeque with a crate of cider and Troy by his side.

    “Oh, kill me now”

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    Or during a summer trip to Colorado Springs Luca meets Matthew Vasquez, American Olympic swimming prodigy, energetic extrovert, and a sucker for those beautiful blue eyes.

    What ensues is a beautifully chaotic montage of text flirting, sunscreen thirst traps, jumbo tron sightings, hickies, and sweet morning afters. Prepare yourself for truckloads of fluff and angst and yearning as the youngest and most beloved member of the Centaurs learns how scary and freeing and uniquely intimate it is to give your heart over to someone else.

    Or Luca Haas falls in love

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    11 Jan 2026

  16. Public Bookmark 63

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    “Careful, Barrett,” Ilya hums, summoning all the composure he can muster. He thinks about things that hurt, like Hollander selling his sex condo and changing his phone number. “If I didn’t know better, I’d think you are flirting with me.”

    Barrett doesn’t confirm the allegation, but he doesn’t deny it, either. Instead, he eases himself down onto the bench beside Ilya, not bothering to move his knee when it brushes against Ilya’s thigh.

    “If I didn’t know better, I’d think you like it.”

    Or: Ilya knows that smoking is a bad habit. But, so is being attracted to his teammate, and this summer, there’s no one around to tell him no.

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    10 Jan 2026

  17. Public Bookmark 67

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    Once upon a time, Ilya had been able to take as long as he wanted to cool down after practice. He used to stay late, picking up cones and chatting with the coaches or helping rookies run drills. Then, he’d pedal on the elliptical bike until his knees felt like they’d pop right out of his legs. Only then, when he could barely stand, would Ilya drag himself to the shower and then back to his empty house, where he might be able to FaceTime his husband if he were lucky. 

    Like most good things, though, that has come to an end.

    Or: Troy knows the secret to getting Ilya's attention is by using Shane's oral fixation against him. Ilya is all too happy to let them play him like a fiddle.

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    10 Jan 2026

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    Kyle: Your sense of age is so weird. So Scott’s elderly and Luca’s a baby?
    Ilya: Yes
    Shane: Luca’s older than we were when we got together though
    Harris: He IS?
    Kyle: literally wtf is this timeline

    In which Harris adds Ilya and Shane to a gay WAGs group chat

    (Can be read as a standalone)

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    07 Jan 2026

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    “Should call you the Ottawa Puppies,” says the Toronto centre, Svensson. As an insult it makes no sense, so Ilya ignores it, until he continues, “Hear Hollander keeps you on a short leash.”

    Ilya is the captain, so if anything, he should be holding the leash. In English, you can be singular or plural, but he knows what Svensson is trying to say. He is saying Ilya Rozanov, you are Hollander’s bitch.

    “Only sometimes,” Ilya replies, grinning. He wins the face off.

    OR: Ilya trains himself to be a very, very good guard dog for Shane.

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    • Part 1 of Dog
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    06 Jan 2026

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    five times shane and ilya's friends have questions about gay sex -- and one time they wish they knew less.

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    the Centaurs are a wonderful team. accepting. kind. curious. it's that last one that has Shane wondering if he’d rather be back in montreal, hiding in the closet, than here, making up for the failures of the Canadian sexual education system.

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    Comments:
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    204,705

    06 Jan 2026

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