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    “So she’s your older cousin.”

    “Yup.”

    “Who is also half your age.”

    “Yes.”

    “Because of some Ghost Zone thing in space?”

    “Phantom Zone. It essentially froze her in time and that’s why she hasn’t aged a day since.”

    “And she was sent after you twenty five years ago so she could raise you but clearly that plan failed.”

    “Clearly.”

    “So now you’re going to what? Pass her off as the daughter you had as a teenager? Become a dad to a thirteen year old traumatized little girl who watched her whole world die and got turned into a refugee on an alien planet she knows nothing about?”

    “That’s the current plan we’re working with.”

    “Clark, that’s a horrible plan.”

    Or the version of events where Clark isn’t an asshole who dumps his traumatized older-turned-baby cousin on some strangers to raise but instead steps up and raises her himself, even if he knows nothing about alien teenage girls.

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    29 Jun 2026

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    Tim felt his horror and Damian's terror all at once.

    No, no, no, no, no.

    Oh fuck, oh fuck, fuck, fuck.

    This cannot be happening. This can't-

    Shut up! Get out of my head.

    "Get out of your head?" Damian squawked, indignant. "Get out mine!"

    He sounded outraged, but all that Tim felt was fear.

    Shit.

    Bile built up in the back of Tim's throat. He was going to throw up. He was going to throw up.

    Damian turned over and puked onto the ground.

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    Damian and Tim are kidnapped, brutally tortured, and bonded together. Now, their minds are fused and attached, and they are subjected to vicious training for a purpose neither knows.

    Unfortunately, this brings them closer than anyone ever expected. In, perhaps, the worst way possible.

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    04 Jun 2026

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    Petulantly, Rocky says, “Grace sound stupid. Like child.”

    “I’m just talking how you talk, buddy.”

    “Yes. This is because I talk like child, to speak to stupid human.”

    “Well, you don’t have to do that,” I say without thinking.

    “♪♫♩as this♪ when, underst♪♪♫d ♪me, question?” Rocky says.

    “What?”

    “Can♪♪♫will understa♫d it ♫think talks♫♪ as this♪ Eridian you♩♫, question?”

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    13 Apr 2026

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    This Unit: Where is my owner, Dr. Mensah?

    Dr. Yuen: Well, that’s the million dollar question, isn’t it? SecUnit, where did you last physically interact with Dr. Ayda Mensah?

    Information Retrieval: Dr. Ayda Mensah last interacted with This Unit on Preservation Station at 08:27:22 on 4098-09-17 CRST.

    This Unit: You do not have permission to access that information.

    Dr. Yuen: You’re incorrect, SecUnit. We do. Answer the question.

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    (When the infamous rogue SecUnit of the Preservation Alliance gets captured, the corporate techs assigned to it expected to be able to get some juicy data, or at least some insights into its cracked governor module. They didn't expect something so... basic.)

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    06 Apr 2026