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    “That’s it, just no. I’ve done my duty to the Wizarding world. I gave up my childhood, I gave up my dreams, and for what… a tiny cubicle in which I put the Ministry stamp on endless permits. No more. I quit. Effective immediately. I think you’ll find I have ample vacation saved up. I’ll owl human resources on where they can send my check.”

    She spent her childhood fighting a war she didn't start. Now life is passing her by. What will she find when she makes choices not based off expectation?

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    22 May 2026

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    Harry Potter thought he was done saving the world.

    At forty-six, Harry, Ron, and Hermione are exhausted war heroes held together by friendship, sarcasm, and decades of trauma—until a magical accident throws them into an alternate universe and back into their eleven-year-old bodies.

    This world is wrong.

    Harry’s parents are alive, he has a twin brother, and somehow *the other twin* is the famous Boy-Who-Lived. James and Lily barely acknowledge Harry while doting on Adrian, their arrogant golden child. Ron’s family is strangely obsessed with fame, and Hermione’s parents feel cold and distant.

    But Harry isn’t a neglected child anymore. He’s already survived two wars.

    So the quartet decides to ignore the family drama, survive Hogwarts, quietly destroy Voldemort’s Horcruxes early, and maybe enjoy school this time around.

    Unfortunately, Hogwarts sees them as mysterious prodigies who always seem far too capable for children.

    And during the Triwizard Tournament, everything changes when Cedric returns from the graveyard alone with Voldemort’s message:

    He never wanted the famous twin.

    He wanted Harry Potter.

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    11 May 2026

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    Hermione has a routine she enjoys, a job that excites her, a never-ending stream of suitors, and friends and family who love her. Her one problem? Draco Malfoy. Why does he keep turning up everywhere she goes?

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    Or, Draco is an opportunist.

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    08 May 2026

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    The latest in magical advancements is an enchantment that reveals the bearer’s romantic compatibility with another person. Effectively eliminating uncertainty from dating, the charm can tell you whether or not you’ve found The One with a precise, Hermione Granger-approved calculation of traits and preferences. It’s a foolproof method of predicting relationship happiness. It’s also, for Hermione, positively dreadful news. Dramione, post-war, soulmate AU. COMPLETE.

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    08 May 2026

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    Draco Malfoy, due to the prolonged absence of the Ancient Runes teacher, has been stirring up the class as he pleases with the help of his cronies, preventing the other classmates from studying. Hermione Granger, a responsible and persevering student, is not going to sit idly by.

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    06 May 2026