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    Megatron and Optimus get stranded together in handcuffs. It's shaping up to be a fantastic day.

    They are totally going to kill eachother.

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    06 Jul 2026

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    The Prime Basilica survives the war mostly intact, to Optimus's bewilderment and dismay. Even worse, the Autobots are insisting it belongs to him.

    My tfBigBang2022 submission! Thank you to @Arienhope for the wonderful companion artwork! Find them on tumblr

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    23 Jun 2026

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    “You’re so pretty!” Optimus repeated, and then he furrowed his brows. He seemed to think about something very, very seriously. Then, hesitating, he asked: ”I - who are you?”

    Megatron stared at him for a klik, but Optimus’ brow remained furrowed, and there was no recognition in his voice.

    Megatron did the only thing he could think of. He slammed the “Request nurse” button and barked, “I need Ratchet! Now!”
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    Or: That video where someone discovers they're married post-surgery and compliments their spouse a lot... featuring Megatron and Optimus.

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    22 May 2026

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    “You’re dead. Are you an idiot? Go back to being dead.”

    “Huh,” Optimus Prime – who is very much not dead – looks at Megatron like he’s the one being unreasonable. As if Megatron is the one who’s supposed to be dead and who's supposed to stay dead instead of haunting him like some…like a–

    “Ghost,” Not Dead Prime says. “I think I’m a ghost.”
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    or: Optimus Prime played hero too hard and died saving Cybertron, trusting Megatron to pick up the pieces of their struggling people and lead them all into the future. Megatron thinks it'd be Pits of a lot easier without said Idiot Prime walking through his walls and knocking shit off his desk and asking, "hey, being dead is boring, mind saving the world and bringing me back to life?"

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    29 Apr 2026

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    “I accept your proposal.”

    Optimus stares at the suddenly outstretched servo like it’s an alien specimen. “What proposal?” He asks dumbly, because the sudden turn of events has made his processor about as functional as an exhaust pipe that was welded shut.

    “Your proposal of peace.”

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    Shockwave sends an important transmission frequency to his Earth-bound leader and comrades, and it happens to activate at a crucial moment.

    Crucial for Optimus Prime to have a serious revelation about his place in the Autobots.

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    21 Apr 2026