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    "You should never offer your lightsaber to another person, my dear boy,” Dumbledore murmured seriously. “It is a representation of your life. Do not place your life in someone else’s hands.”

    Harry gave his master a confused look. “But you've given me your lightsaber before.”

    A cheerful twinkle entered Dumbledore’s eyes. “Ah, but I am always safe with you, my dear boy. I could never be worried or afraid while by your side.”

    Harry then offered his lightsaber to Tom Riddle.

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    A story in which Harry Potter raises Tom Riddle as his Padawan and son. Harry allows himself to grow attached to the boy, loving Tom as fiercely as he dared.

    He never could've imagined that Tom would one day want him. He never could've predicted that Tom would fall to the dark side, becoming a Sith. Harry was utterly doomed.

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    04 Jul 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 93

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    It started from the shadows, from the softly spoken words which tempted him in. It started before he even knew who he was, from the soul he shared with the man, from the soul he knew as well as his own. It started when everything he knew was pain and he found a safe place from the hems of the man he saw in countless unfamiliar faces, looking after him, following him, keeping him safe.

    It started long before he knew what he was.

    It started long before he met the man whose soul he was carrying and healing.

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    Harry had a guardian angel, in a sense. Someone who changed faces like clothes and asked him to call himself Tom. He knew Tom wasn't a guardian angel for real but he felt like it, because there was no such thing as magic. Years of building trust and healing Harry while keeping him relatively safe, making sure that he wouldn't return to his relatives after his first year in Hogwarts and one soulbond later they found themselves falling in love with each other. To Harry's annoyance, Tom had surprising morals for the Dark Lord and to Tom's frustration Harry was a horny teenager.

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    03 Jun 2026

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    Harry has been blamed for being the Heir of Slytherin, and it seems like everyone in the school is against him. All he wants is to not be Harry Potter and have a normal life for once. A wish that is impossible when you are known as the Boy-Who-Lived.

    This will be very different from my "Serpent Lies in Crimson." This is a slash.

    I don't own any of the Harry Potter books or movies. As I could never match the genius that is J.K. Rowling.

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    27 May 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 53

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    In which the circus had one extra member, who couldn't prevent Caine's breakdown or deletion, but can maybe start picking up the pieces now.

    (A short "you bring Caine back" fic that focuses on his perspective. For the all the Caine stans still in mourning like me. Don't ask how the circus members all got out. That's what the canon divergence tag is for.)

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    14 Apr 2026

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    03 Apr 2026