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    “Can’t hang out tonight, Hayd. I have plans.”

    “Bullshit,” Hayden responds. “You never have plans.”

    Objectively, this used to be true. Nowadays Shane has many, many plans, between his nightly plans to look at Ilya’s penis through Skype and his various long-term plans laid out helpfully in his notebook, Canva (For Ilya’s sake. He is a visual learner), and more recently, Excel. Shane loves that excel sheet. He’s colour coded it.

     

    In 2017, Shane Hollander spirals and proposes to his boyfriend of 4 days (or 7 years, or 9 years, or not his boyfriend at all, depending on how you look at it), which leads to a lot of plans, weird theories in the Montreal Voyageur locker room, some Twitter drama, and Ilya Rozanov entering his WAG era.

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    21 May 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    One of my favorite reads in a long time. This fic has been keeping me company throughout the last several long days of work

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    18 May 2026

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    I love the way they write and I WILL be coming back for more

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    Lily: i am alive

    Lily: hurt

    Lily: but they gave me drugs it’s nice

    Lily: i want you

    Lily: my hands miss yours

    or; ilya gets injured on the ice. shane can't handle it.

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    23 Apr 2026

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    I am now in love with this author. I will die

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    “I’m right here. And you are okay, and you are safe, and healthy, and you are at home, yes? It is quiet, and nobody is there, nobody is bothering you. And the world is full of stupid idiots, but you are not one of them. And I am here. When you need me, I am here.”

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    or: The whole world thinks Shane is gay because of some stupid internet rumors, and he doesn't even have to confirm it. He's losing control of his entire life and he needs somewhere to put what little he does have.

    Ilya has open hands.

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    23 Apr 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    This fic has altered me cosmically and I will never recover. I’m not sure I can ever read anything else

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    Ilya doesn’t even realize when Arthur slips from his thoughts. There’s no sharp turn, no clear moment where the article stops being about a little boy who loves reptiles and starts being about the man lying beside him in bed. It just… happens. The way his mind always seems to find Shane eventually, like water finding its lowest point.

    a character study on shane’s undiagnosed autism

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    18 Apr 2026

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    😭

     

    Autism babie

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    “Am I a bad friend?”

    Hayden has always been the guy Shane joked with, the guy he trusted to feed him without mocking him, the guy he roomed with on the road, and Shane is the only man who has ever seen Hayden cry, and Hayden loves Shane. He fucking loves him. They are like brothers, and they have been for almost ten fucking years. He’s always been Shane’s guy, Shane’s best friend.

    Except all along, maybe that wasn’t true. Ilya Rozanov, apparently, had been the guy. Before Hayden had ever met Shane, Ilya Rozanov had been there. And Hayden had never even noticed.

    Shane is all over every inch of Hayden’s life. Hayden thought that was reciprocal.
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    “You know I think about you all the time,
    And my deep misunderstanding of your life,
    And how bad it must have been for you back then,
    And how hard it was to keep it all inside.”

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    15 Apr 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Rereaddddd

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    "Don't get why we have to do that stupid land thing before each game." Comeau sighed as he threw his jersey to the ground. "Waste of time. Just let us play hockey."

    Shane felt sick to his stomach as he heard noises of agreement. He looked at J.J. - the only other person of colour in the room - and saw the distant horror reflected in his eyes. It's a different sort of privileged trauma to be third-generation Canadian, to have established roots in the country but people still assume you weren't born here. The generational trauma is softer - the edges not sharp enough to make you bleed only bruise - but it was ingrained into their family in ways that others wouldn't even realize.

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    The beginning of the end doesn't start with a bang, but with a small sigh. Shane and J.J. are two of the few men of colour in the MLH; that's not something they ever forget.

    Or or

    Rachel Reid said that Shane Hollander doesn't carry grief or trauma and I'm going to die mad about it

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    13 Apr 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Such important context for the characters and their place in the world. I wish it were canon

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    The moment Ilya slips the wedding band onto Shane’s finger, it feels like the world goes quiet for the first time in his life.

    Peaceful in a way Shane has never known.

    They’re married. Husbands.

    And Shane is excited for all of the firsts that lie ahead of them as a married couple.
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    OR: A Bunch of "Firsts" from the First Year of Shane and Ilya's Marriage

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    19 Feb 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Magnum Opus for the author. Definite reread

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    Sometimes life came at you with a clenched fist and Ilya had never figured out how to duck.

    So here he was, twenty-eight years old, single, dealing with the fallout from injuries given to him by the game he loved, and the second youngest assistant coach in the league to one of the worst teams. Stability was hard to come by, but he was managing.

    Then along came Shane Hollander to knock him on his ass, one more time.

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    10 Feb 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Such a good fic. Beautifully written, fully encapsulating the voices of the characters, a really heartwarming in what could easily be a very whumpy read. Definite reread

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    And so Shane steps into the Voyageurs' locker room, Luca on his heels, leaving the door open just a crack so Ilya and the others can hear what's going on.

    The room goes quiet immediately, all faces turning to Shane in shock.

    Hayden's the first to react, scrambling up from his stall, eyes wide. "Shane? What's going on?"

    "I just wanted to see if any of you were willing to talk? So quiet on the ice today. I thought you'd have things to say to me, all things considered." Shane sweeps his gaze over his former team, uses his disappointed-Captain-voice and feels a smidge of smugness when it clearly hits them as it always has. "So say them to my fucking face, not behind my back."

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    Shane needs to clear the air with the Montreal Voyageurs. Post-Book 6: The Long Game.

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    10 Jan 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Very very good

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    Five times Ilya lied (but not really) to his teammates about Shane, and one time he didn’t have to.

    Inspired by two Cliff Marlow lines: In the airport, when their game with Montreal gets cancelled and he tells Ilya, “Whoever she is, she’s gonna get over it,” and the scene in the locker room when he says, “Wow, this Montreal girl works you up, brother—you’re straight up blushing, Roz.”

    Or, the Boston Bears’ perspective of Ilya and Shane’s “secret” relationship over the years

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    01 Jan 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Favorite thing I’ve read in a while

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    Maybe if the video ended there, Shane thought, it would be okay. Okayish. Still incriminating. Still a fucking disaster. Still embarrassing, to have his breakup with this beautiful actress filmed and disseminated on Reddit of all fucking places, but not a nail in his coffin, burying him alive. But the video didn’t end there.

    “Can I ask if you’ve ever been with another guy?” she had to ask.

    And he, tears visible in his eyes, had to nod.

    Just once. Just a single nod.

    Why did he have to nod?

    “Have you ever told anyone that before?” He shook his head. “Was it different? With a guy?”

    “Of course.”

    Of course.

    “Was it better?”

    “Yes.”

    +++

    Shane’s conversation with Rose is secretly recorded. Months later, after the All-Star game and Ilya’s confession in Russian, the video gets leaked online. Shane is outed to the world while Ilya is in Russia, and must now finish the 2016-2017 season with the entire world in on his secret.

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    01 Jan 2026

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    😭😭😭

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    When Peter Parker ends up in Gotham City, a world straight out of a comic book, only to find out that he’s the one who’s a comic book character, he decides to lay low. Don’t be a hero.

    And it works. Until one day he somehow catches Red Hood’s attention and Jason Todd-Wayne crashes his way into his mundane life, leaving cracks in Peter’s fragile mask of normality.

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    17 Dec 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Great work, finished it in a day

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    “What do you want, my son?” Talia asked him. “What do you truly want?”

    And when Jason pushed aside his obsession with Bruce, the answer was so clear. He knew exactly what he wanted. He knew what he’d always wanted, ever since he was that little street rat who spent money he needed for food on making himself look clean. Because he’d needed to look clean and presentable to get into the public libraries. Because they wouldn’t have let a dirty homeless kid touch the books.

    “I want to go to college.”

    And Talia had made that happen for him.

    (AU where, at the end of his League of Assassins training, Jason decides to go to Metropolis for college instead of going back to Gotham for revenge. Things spiral from there. The title is so sarcastic by the way. There’s nothing regular about Jason Todd.)

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    13 Dec 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Incredible work and wonderful voice

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    Father is leaned against a wall with his hand over his face, Richard and Timothy are in similarly panicked states, alternating between glancing at Jason with barely concealed panic and thumbing through some information on the tablets. He assumes they are looking for a cure for the pit rage that has Jason pacing and snarling, sweat slick skin and glowing green eyes. It's a waste of time, the Lazarus Pit is not a flimsy fear gas they will be able to address by breaking down a few simple chemical components, not even Richard who admittedly has a knack for that type of thing.

    Rather than wasting any more time Damian slides past his distracted and embarrassingly unaware family members and presses his finger to the biometric lock on the outside of the cell.

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    Damian helps Jason though a pit rage episode and the family learns a little bit more about their history

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    15 Nov 2025

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    Excellent

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    Roy gets invited along as a couple of bats clear out the remains of a particularly violent religious cult. He finds something the cult left behind and watches his brothers-in-law do the surprised fish thing with their face when they realise Jason knows how to hold a baby.
    What? Like it’s hard?

    This all came from an image in my head of Roy handing Jason a baby and saying “Hold this.” and some bat family members being bamboozled when Jason just takes the baby without complaint.

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    03 Nov 2025

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    Babies

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    It’s been 10 months since Carlos and TK officially got together and things couldn’t be going better. Their relationship is strong, they’re in the process of telling Jonah about them and Carlos has never been so happy.

    When his mother calls to tell him about his father’s upcoming retirement, Carlos is suddenly faced with the prospect of being honest with his family in a way he’s never been before. Telling the truth is the scariest thing he's ever done, but with TK by his side, he knows he can survive it.

    The sequel to Led Me Here to You.

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    25 Oct 2025

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    😭

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    Jason swallowed. “She’s everything the world has killed in me.”
    “Well,” Leslie hesitated, voice kind, if rough, “they do say we become who would have saved us when we were younger.”

     

    Jason Todd never allowed himself to be soft. Not in Crime Alley, not with Batman, not after the pit.
    Then one night he finds a newborn abandoned behind a dumpster and it’s both the easiest and hardest choice of his life – because he knows how this story ends. A child left alone in the dark. A body in a cold alley. A city that doesn’t care.
    As Gotham’s latest rumors take a terrifying turn and the past comes clawing at his heels, Jason isn’t looking to be a hero. He just refuses to let history repeat itself.

     

    You don't need to read the rest of the "Hatchlings of Gotham" series (dedicated to the Batkids' kids) to read this one.

    Now with a short sequel.

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    13 Sep 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    I don’t even have words. Incredible and heart wrenching and cathartic and beautiful. Absolute must of a reread

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    A series of one shots and multi-chapter fics exploring Jason and Roy's relationship.

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    23 Aug 2025

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    TBR

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    “He’s not breathing,” Jim says.

    Batman furrows his brow, not understanding the meaning of the words. Who isn’t breathing?

    “Oh, God. What have you done?”

     

    ~ My angstier take on RHATO #25, because I'm a masochist

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    20 Aug 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    TBR when need to cry

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