Gaffsie

Homer Simpson urges you to imagine.



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  1. Summary

    Features Betty and Jughead trying out different facets of their sexuality. The works are only connected thematically.

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  2. Summary

    Hiram Lodge finds out that FP and Jughead's relationship isn't just that of father and son. In return for his silence, FP agrees to lend Jughead to him.

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  3. Summary

    Snapshots of an alternative universe - definitely not condoned by Archie Comics - where Jughead and FP are (unrelated) pornstars.

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  4. Summary

    Scenes from the lives of omega Jughead Jones, and his Alpha Sweet Pea.

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  1. Public Bookmark 6

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    When the familiar social circles of Jane Austen’s novels begin to overlap, small disturbances give rise to lasting consequences. Much-loved characters encounter new acquaintances, form unexpected attachments, and discover that even the most well-regulated lives may be altered by a single shift in course.

    Chapter Seven: Colonel Brandon comes to Highbury, to find his abandoned ward being cared for by Miss Bates.
    Chapter Eight: Willoughby quits Barton Park.

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    02 Jun 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 4

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    Marty is accidentally stranded in the Old Forest when Doc’s recalibration jump goes wrong, and he is quietly sheltered by Tom Bombadil and Goldberry while the forest tests the limits of his belonging. When Doc returns, he recognizes more than he says, and they depart with the unspoken understanding that some realms are not errors in time — but places that simply are.

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    25 Mar 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 79

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    As agreed, McCoy waits to have his breakdown on the curb outside the diner until Jim is settling the bill.

    Jim finds him curled up over his knees making animalistic sounds and gives him a nudge with his shoe. "Are you any less of a miserable bastard once you’re not hungover?”

    “No.”

    Jim can respect that. “There’s a shuttleport in Iowa City. You need a lift?”

    [Jim misses a fight. Bones misses a shuttle. They don't miss Riverside at all].

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    07 Feb 2026

  4. Public Bookmark *

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    Jim is definitely not bitter that the rumor mill has him and Bones the wrong way around. He is also definitely not pining away for Bones.

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    04 Feb 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 59

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    McCoy is upset with Jim. Spock misuses an expression. Somehow, this turns into Spock and McCoy having sex – the mutually unsatisfying and impossible to quit kind.

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    04 Feb 2026