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Whatever You Want by GarlicBreadforJuliusCaesar for Highway58
Fandoms: Criminal Minds (US TV)
07 Jul 2026
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“I’m not allowed to do anything. I can’t like what I like. It’s like no one trusts me to make any decision about myself. Ever. Not even whether I want to hook up with someone from the bar.” Spencer mumbles. “Can’t even have one fun night out."
That does it. Derek pulls Spencer’s glass out of his hands, getting his attention firmly.
“Fuck that,” he says, “you should get a say. What do you want?”
“Even,” Spencer swallows, “even if all I want to do tonight is lose my virginity?”
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Spencer,
Since maturing, I have had one fantasy — to make a meal that is truly better than sex. Ambitious, truly, and only worse when I truly explain it: I wish to watch my lover orgasm simply from eating what I have prepared for them. Dreadfully far-fetched, but nonetheless addictive to my mind. I know this is physiologically improbable (at best). However, after giving it some thought — read, years of thought, including to this very moment, I think the effect I dream of could be readily achieved. It would, I think, only take a carefully planned menu, some light mechanical aid, and a willing participant.
I hope this letter gives you some food for thought. Please let me know if you’d be interested in making this a reality with me.
Tuck in,
Rossi---
In a universe where the BAU is an established polycule, Rossi invites Spencer to help him bring a fantasy into the real world - bringing a lover to orgasm with nothing but food.
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- Part 2 of Everyone is Poly because BAU
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Being little on your own is just sad. You play alone. No one comes to get you for dinner, so you make your own meals, and eat them alone, and then you clean up the mess by yourself. You tuck yourself into bed. If you’re lucky, you might have a stuffy to kiss goodnight, but they sure as hell don’t kiss back. Emily can’t see a point without a caregiver. It doesn’t hit the same.
Which, incidentally, might be how she ended up alone and on blockers.
Thankfully, that's not the end of the story.
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- Part 1 of BOB 'verse
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How Jake came to be a part of the Holt-Cozner household.
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Drowning (Coming Up For Air) by GarlicBreadforJuliusCaesar for Nock_and_Bolt
Fandoms: Criminal Minds (US TV)
20 Dec 2025
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Spencer is usually good at treading water.
His life has been a slow drip of trauma, only broken up by torrents and floods. When it rains, he supposes. He can’t remember ever being fully above water. He’s always at least half-drowning. Life has always been a constant battle of keeping afloat, keeping his head up enough to suck in trembling breaths. He swims. He tries to float. He’s gotten good at swimming. At least, good enough not the drown.
Usually, at least.
Right now, Spencer’s on the bottom of the lake. He’s slowly drowning, watching as the bubbles drift up from his mouth. He’s drowning. And this time, he actually will.
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Spencer has a mental health episode, and his family rally around to help
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50 Worst Dates (MCU) by GarlicBreadforJuliusCaesar, SebsNightmareCure (orphan_account)
Fandom Captain America (Movies), Doctor Strange (2016), Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Thor (Movies)
04 Oct 2019
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What it says on the tin. Good Luck!
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Everyone is Poly because BAU by GarlicBreadforJuliusCaesar
Fandom Criminal Minds (US TV)
14 Jun 2026
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all that we love deeply (becomes a part of us) by GarlicBreadforJuliusCaesar
Fandom Brooklyn Nine-Nine (TV)
24 May 2026
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Blip-D Approaching by fzanchikk
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
14 May 2026
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Sentient-rock-alien watches pornography for research purposes (literally) and conducts an experiment on his leaky-space-blob mate (to make him leak somewhere else) using a special gift made out of Xenonite.
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- Part 2 of Captain Dr. Grace's journey to Erid
Bookmarked by GarlicBreadforJuliusCaesar
10 Jul 2026
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Catching Grace by Mystic_Girl
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
28 May 2026
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When Grace agreed to participate in the ancient Eridian mating ritual, he expected something exciting, a little bit scary and hot. He didn't expect just how deeply the predator-and-prey ritual will awaken something inside him. Hunted through the biodome by his two alien mates, Grace discovered a few more things about himself.
Aka: Adrian and Rocky consensually hunt Grace through his biodome and then fuck him. :)
Bookmarked by GarlicBreadforJuliusCaesar
05 Jul 2026
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It's been a long time since Grace has gone into subspace, and it's starting to show its strain. Rocky is worried, so for his sake, Grace decides to try a guided meditation.
Bookmarked by GarlicBreadforJuliusCaesar
04 Jul 2026
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It’s Only Love, Nobody Dies by Doryflory
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Andy Weir's Project Hail Mary - All Media Types
14 Jun 2026
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“Without Grace, all Rocky plural perish,” Rocky continued tirelessly, as if he’d been holding all of this back for ages. “All Rocky can do is love savior Grace for rest of life. Rocky Grace ♫♬♩♪.”
It nearly came as a surprise to be confronted with a new Eridian term, but Grace’s brain short-circuited upon hearing these unknown chords. Hardly able to put any sound to his voice, he uttered, “Need word, Rock.”
“Meant to be together forever,” Rocky explained.
Grace took a very shaky breath. “Soulmates,” he defined. “You think we’re soulmates.”
“Rocky no think,” he said, tapping one foot against the bunk to give strength to his words. “Rocky know.”
Bookmarked by GarlicBreadforJuliusCaesar
03 Jul 2026
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Little Science Lapdog by Likelightinglass
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
14 Jun 2026
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Ryland Grace has some inappropriate thoughts sitting in Eva Stratt's office alone.
When she comes in, he gets to learn some new things about himself and what he likes.
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Bookmarked by GarlicBreadforJuliusCaesar
02 Jul 2026