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    In third year, Hermione Granger punches Draco Malfoy.

    He retaliates by stealing her first kiss.

    Somehow it doesn't end there.

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    25 Apr 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Positively amazing

  2. Rec 41

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    There must have been no small amount of giggling occurring when the fates had tied her soul to that of another. If not laughter, then it must have been cruelty, because Sakura’s soulmate sign was perhaps the most painfully ironic bond signifier in all of Konoha. Sakura, with her trademark pink hair, hair that had been the source of no small amount of childhood taunting, hair that she’d been named after, had hair whose color she could not see.

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    Soulmate AU: Colorblindness
    Written for Sapphic Sakura Week 2025

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    09 Apr 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    LETS GO LESBIANS

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    As a specialist in obtaining magical art and rooting out forgeries, Hermione Granger is no stranger to rare and complicated forms of magic. But when her eldest child receives his Hogwarts letter, delivered by Head Auror Merrythought and Minister Shacklebolt, a familiar surname where her husband’s should be upends her world.

    Malfoy. The letter is addressed to Archer Malfoy.

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    24 Feb 2026

  4. Rec 12

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    “It’s not enough!” Lillith screamed to Arthur from her place on the balcony. Whoops. It was supposed to be. He had a whole comeback and everything scripted and blocked.
    “Fuck!” Arthur’s voice crashed against his ears. “What do we do?!”
    “I don’t know! I don’t-” Lillith began, but it didn’t matter. Oh, nothing mattered.
    Arthur was on him.
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    A bit of a scene rewrite of Kayne's "death" in part 59. I just thought Arthur could be a little more hands-on about it.

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    27 Jan 2026

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    Might have become my favorite fanfiction ?!?! How the horror of it all is romanticized is amazing !!!!!

  5. Rec 29

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    Rumors of Sakura, the Kohona Shinobi who healed Kankuro and then left to rescue Gaara, are starting to spread through Suna. Each rumor continues to flourish and blossom into something new as the battle against Sasori makes its way to Suna.

    Suna, like its Kazekage, isn't sure what to make of her anymore.

    Only Suna Shinobi were supposed to thrive and flourish in these harsh conditions.

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    25 Jan 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Perfection.
    Must reread.
    Too short in my opinion. I want 15 books and 30 seasons