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    “You should be dancing with him.”
    “Who?” I asked, purposefully.
    “You danced with him that night. I remember. You probably didn’t want me to, but I do.”
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    During the wedding of the Littles’ daughter, Bertie gets to finally prove to Jeeves that the gentleman’s domestic school was worth something.

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    25 Jun 2026

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    Bertie is just now realising that Jeeves wants him to push back in their battle of wills, in more than a loud socks and garish ties kind of way.

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    25 Jun 2026

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    "But- well- that is, I mean to say-" Bertram sputtered. "I thought the haute couture of the moment was skinniness — or, if anything, a bit of brawn, what?"

    "Though some may find said traits attractive, I assure you, a man with more weight is attractive to the right kind of suitor."

    "Golly," said Mr. Wooster.

    Jeeves suggests Bertie gain weight. Bertie thinks this is a topping idea. Pining and kink ensue!

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    25 Jun 2026

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    Ah, I thought, having to confront at Mr Wooster’s utterance the very description I had taken pains to avoid dwelling on. Mr Wooster had regular nightmares featuring his aunt as a three-headed dragon and in these dreams I was his knight (in shining armour).

    Or, when a rummy dream-sharing epidemic sweeps across the United Kingdom, Bertie and Jeeves learn more about one another dreams than they may have cared for.

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    24 Jun 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 41

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    It seems such a ridiculous liberty to take. In all of our time together, ordering me a new suit barely scratches the top twenty things I ought to have squashed under heel. As strong as the Wooster iron will is, in recent years I admit that I roll over on most of Jeeves’s demands, even if I put up the expected defiance at first. We do have our roles to play, of course.
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    Jeeves is not a little obsessive over Bertie's clothing, and it'll be a Christmas miracle if Bertie ever figures out why.

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