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“No.” Abed had asserted. “Craig is Craig now.” He had shrugged. “Like Steve Urkel or Jessie Pinkman. A character that was supposed to be written out but stuck around because audiences love him.”Jeff had just sighed and said, “There are no audiences, Abed. Because this is real life.”
Abed had given Jeff a shrewd look. The kind he pulls out sometimes when he seems to know more than he’s saying but isn’t sure how to express it. After a moment of eye contact, Abed had shrugged carelessly. “I’m just saying that makes him a viable love interest now.”
Jeff struggles to imagine Season Seven but he's figuring it out.
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- Part 1 of Season 7
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My Disordered Road Always Led Straight Back into You by GreendaleHumanBeing
Fandoms: True Detective (TV 2014)
21 Nov 2024
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Their favorite habit since making a home together has been smoking weed in the sunroom at twilight. Marty hates how many cigarettes Rust smokes, even after cutting back. The taste is always sour on his tongue when they kiss. But he’s been respectful of the fact that tobacco and nicotine are nowhere near as bad as the alcohol and the harder shit Crash was into. Besides, the number of cigs diminished compared to what he could put away in the front seat in ’95. Marty doesn’t keep alcohol in the house anymore, thinks both of their livers are penning them thank you letters for being spared cirrhosis. Rust was lucky to dry out in a coma and is doing his damnedest to stay off that particular wagon, so the smoke takes some of the edge off.
Marty spirals upwards
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We Have a Great Wanting in Common by GreendaleHumanBeing
Fandoms: True Detective (TV 2014)
29 Oct 2024
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Audrey doesn’t know how she ended up here—face throbbing, upper body bent over the steering wheel of her beat-up Honda in the driveway of her estranged father’s tiny rancher. She throws the burner phone back into her messy pile of clothes, heart is still pounding. The sweat covering her hands is now smeared all over the steering wheel and mixed with dried blood from her previously weeping wound. The inside of the car smells like copper and black ice air freshener.
Audrey breaks the flat circle.
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EMERGENCY PRESS CONFERENCE IS SUGGESTIVE BUT UNSURPRISING
Greendale Gossip and Technology Daily
Grogu Michelle, Journalism Major, Gay Law MinorAnother day at Greendale, another campus-wide email leak. In a failed but adorable effort to get ahead of our brave, dedicated student journalists, Dean Pelton held a press conference for the first time in over a week to address the content of his emails. To no one’s surprise, he had a frowning Professor Winger shoulder-to-top-of-head with him at the podium. The pair of them standing erect at the podium had everyone in the crowd imagining them together somewhere less vertical.
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- Part 2 of Season 7
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How Does My Body Look in This Light? by GreendaleHumanBeing
Fandoms: IT (Movies - Muschietti), IT - Stephen King
27 Aug 2021
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Eddie (01:35 AM): inside of me there are two wolves
Eddie (01:35 AM): they both hate youRichie (01:47 AM): ✂️✂️
The classic Sapphic tale of Girl Meets Girl in a Medical Marijuana Dispensary.
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Long before you came Love was never the subject by GreendaleHumanBeing
Fandom True Detective (TV 2014)
22 Nov 2024
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we're gonna make it through the night by cptshellhead
Fandom Biohazard | Resident Evil (Gameverse)
02 Jun 2026
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A collection of post-RE games or animated movies focusing on Chris and Leon's slow burn, developing relationship.
Not canon canon. It's my own canon amongst the sea of other rewrites etc. Yeehaw!
Series name is lyrics pulled from Collapse by Chance Peña!
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04 Jun 2026
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over the counter contact by typewriterdice
Fandoms: Biohazard | Resident Evil (Gameverse)
12 Aug 2024
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Leon's psychologist officially diagnosed him with loneliness, and miraculously, it’s curable. (A Redfield remedy of the Chris variety. Currently not FDA-approved!)
post-vendetta + friends to lovers for chreon week 2024
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- Part 1 of chreon week 2024
Bookmarked by GreendaleHumanBeing
19 May 2026
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Ever since his arrival at the Raccoon Police Department, Leon Kennedy has developed a crippling crush on the handsome S.T.A.R.S. officer Chris Redfield after meeting him in the elevator on his first day. What starts as futile fantasies to satiate Leon's attraction quickly grows into a mutual reach for connection that deepens their relationship. It is only when Chris invites Leon to a weekend trip in the mountains that the proverbial bubble bursts and finally exposes their raw, unfiltered feelings to the light for the first time.
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16 May 2026
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Chris stared at the guy in the RPD uniform who staggered in; young, puppy-round features, gritting his teeth as he caught the edge of the desk on entry, trying to support a wound to his right arm. He glanced up, caught sight of Chris on the floor, and his eyes lit up like the fourth of July.
“Chris Redfield?” he asked, stumbling over to drop to his knees beside him. “You’re Claire’s brother? Oh my god, I actually found you.”
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Chris Redfield is on desk duty when the Virus outbreak hits Raccoon City. Leon S. Kennedy, suffering from anxiety attacks and PTSD, was never even meant to be there the night that it all goes down. The two form a friendship in fighting their way out of the hellscape, but lingering trauma from their pasts mean that they can't acknowledge anything deeper until all the skeletons in their closets are unearthed.Bookmarked by GreendaleHumanBeing
09 May 2026
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Wherein Chris and Leon Have To Share a Bed by SkullSummonerMina
Fandom Resident Evil: Welcome to Raccoon City (2021)
06 Feb 2023
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Bookmarked by GreendaleHumanBeing
08 May 2026