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"Nick Cage went god tier before the apocalypse, he will never die. Not even heroically, because he will kick too much ass. Or he will do something cowardly at the last minute to save himself, in the nick of time (this is also his title). He is that good." - Andrew Hussie's formspring
Nicolas Cage and John Travolta play SBURB. Yes, it's exactly as dumb as it sounds. If not dumber.
Bookmarked by Griffnnn
05 Mar 2026
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Who are these shining like one sundered star?
[Like kindled lights in untempestuous heaven,
Fair flower-like stars on the iron foam of fight]---
Teenage superheroes deal with hormones, mental illness, and extremely secretive guardians in a world of Horrorterrors, giant mutant lusii, mob violence, nightmares of a past life, warring anti-heroes, and asshole carapacians. Sburb AU divergence from Real Men Wear Tights.
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- Part 1 of Like One Sundered Star
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19 Feb 2026
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A gamebreaking glitch tore the game session to shreds, right before they reached the end. Dirk Strider was already dead at the time. Temporarily. Which left him to revive in the aftermath. As the Prince of Heart, he doesn't have much experience putting souls back together, only breaking them, but at this point he seems to be the only one who even knows shit is broken.
He's the last person who'd trust himself with this. Not when he's out of time, out of place, and over his head being responsible for a little brother, a life, and a body his conveniently dead asshole of a splinterself already, thoroughly fucked up.
AKA: A game crash creates an unholy mashup of who the hell knows how many sburb sessions, and Dirk-as-Bro attempts to figure out wtf happened and how to fix shit for the brother who fears him, and the friends who don’t remember him. Because that’s what he does. But no Dirk has ever excelled when truly alone. Good thing he isn’t, he just needs to learn how to accept the help.
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- Part 2 of Memory Not Found: Shatterstuck
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15 Dec 2025
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Hal finds himself stranded aboard a certain meteor, impact-bound for Houston, Texas circa 1995. And everything spirals out from there.
Because sometimes, when a system seems to be just short of defunct, all that is required is to take a step back and reevaluate the materials at hand and redistribute your available resources.
And so, with birth comes a countdown on a cycle that begins as it ends: In the red.
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Bookmarked by Griffnnn
25 Sep 2025
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blackout by pacbite (Whiskey_With_Patron)
Fandoms: Just Roll With It (Podcast), Just Roll With It: The Suckening (Podcast)
07 Jun 2024
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Emizel swallows as Vex turns around with an unnecessarily large scalpel in his hands. Viv turns around with nothing in her hands, but somehow that scares him more than if she were carrying a bonesaw, or a needle, or some other fucked up instrument of torture.
He doesn't think they'll let him go even if he asks. But he doesn't like looking and talking exactly like Shilo, so whatever. He's already here. Might as well let them change him back as best they can, but if he dies, he’s gonna be pissed.
He doesn’t need to breathe, but he takes a deep breath regardless to settle the nerves roiling in his gut. “Fuck it,” he says. “Just—don't, like, kill me, okay?”
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The Weylin twins do surgery on Emizel in an attempt to change his appearance back to what it was before the Cullen Games. Written for JRWI Freak Week for the prompt "weird gore," except I didn't know how to make it weird, so it just ended up being vaguely erotic at some points
Bookmarked by Griffnnn
17 Aug 2025