Works in Challenges/Collections
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Just flip the cushion after. by HARDCOREPROCESS for SourestCreamiestOnion
Fandoms: Homestuck
09 Jun 2025
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The greenroom after the final set of the final Twelve Inch Dicks concert for the current Euro-tour? It's a fucking mess.
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A semi-bardic ballad-esque take on the ancient tale of how a pretty sea princess came to love a noble forgemaster and a capricious huntress.
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Do Not Come Gentle Into That Good Night by HARDCOREPROCESS, tantivy for Rick_o_matic
Fandoms: Homestuck
28 Aug 2021
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beware, beware, the woods at night
beware the place beyond the light
beware the spirits find you there
beware the haunting in the airstay close to edge, stay safe behind
keep journey's end fast in your mind
no rest nor tarry may you take
when through the woods a journey makebeware, beware, for foe or friend
will somehow, always, find an end -
People for the Ethical Treatment of Alternians by HARDCOREPROCESS, The_Shame_Basement for hiredPencil
Fandoms: Homestuck
28 Aug 2021
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At a high-end breeding facility somewhere in the country, there's a service door with a half-broken lock. There's also a pair of very expensive breeding trolls, and a vigilante who's realized Alternians are more sapient than they seem.
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When he first arrived, Dirk Strider was seeking a port replacement due to "mysterious circumstantial fallout." Not being the type to pry, Equius did what he does best: work. Now a repeat client with a seemingly endless supply of ailments, the cyborg's torrid affair with a notoriously dangerous hacker comes to light... and sweeps his mechanic right into a whirlwind romance they're all completely unprepared for.
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Bring out the fine china. by HARDCOREPROCESS, The_Shame_Basement for Vampirthedark1
Fandoms: Homestuck
19 Jun 2021
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It's teatime somewhere in the world...
In which Bro dotes on a trio of much-loved dolls, cataloguing a fine playtime under his supervision. On request, of course.
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Queen Apparent is a lofty title to be held of a girl barely twenty-two winters. But she has a glorious opportunity, to secure safety in her kingdom and find love in the midst of political crisis. Now if she could just shake this nervous, girlish apprehension about her wedding...
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Is it really meant to feel this good? He isn't sure, and he's— nervous. Sweet words and gentle touches are well worth the apprehension.
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Rose has every intention of making this last, and while his aged counterpart seems content to play she-devil's advocate, Dirk is less easily convinced.
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Pound Party at the Batterbitch's Human Fetish Hall by HARDCOREPROCESS for The_Shame_Basement
Fandoms: Homestuck
17 Jun 2020
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If you can't beat your enemies in a way that's satisfying, you should absolutely bend space and time to imprison them as your horny little alien pets instead.
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The Intricacies of Foreplay by HARDCOREPROCESS, thescyfychannel for petasos
Fandoms: Homestuck
26 Aug 2019
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The long and complicated tale of how Dirk Strider ended up on Aranea Serket's concupiscent platform and list of favorite human booty calls.
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if there is a sinner, let him speak. by HARDCOREPROCESS for The_Shame_Basement
Fandoms: Homestuck
18 Aug 2019
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The general rule of thumb says that it's best to avoid churches with no apparent owners, but caution is best left to people with smaller fish to fry. It's a reasonable enough accommodation when a man's on the run from vandalism charges.
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Reconfiguration: A Mid-Coitus Dream by HARDCOREPROCESS for carnivorousBelvedere
Fandoms: Homestuck
28 Jul 2019
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The thing about having a monstrous lover is that there are about a hundred new angles to explore when negotiating the simple act of ball-slapping good times. You win some, you lose some, and some of them you manage to get him thinking about it long enough that he agrees to try it out.
Author's recommendation: Please don't try to read this on your phone. I'm begging you. Get on a computer. This is the "please wear headphones for a quality experience" disclaimer.
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Rose is a woman with a tight schedule and an even tighter grip on the slender throats of her lady-inclined lovers. When appointments failed to be fulfilled, group therapy is the seconday plan.
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It's not hard to quantify pitch romance, as a concept, when you're talking about a bunch of middle-aged motherfuckers that all went to high school together. But exploring the exact impact of a healthier approach than what's typical requires some intervention. The lustful kind.
They fucking.
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Space has been lauded as the final frontier, but at the end of the day, the last thing humanity strives to breach is the mind itself. A little alien intervention is generally the way to go with loftier dreams.
OR: A four-person crew runs afoul of something very old and very enamored with their squishy little lust sacks.