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    Rumor Mill by

    Fandoms: X-Men: First Class (2011) - Fandom  

    23 Sep 2012

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    Erik is the grumpiest, most foul tempered worker at Stark industries. His grumpiness is the stuff of legends.

    So it's obviously the talk of the office when Erik is being made to go to the company party and he's bringing his husband. There's rumors flying round about how much of a masochist or equally antisocial bastard Erik's husband must be to put up with him. Others think he must be a meek mouse perhaps bullied by Erik.

    What they weren't expecting was the confident, charming, adorable and unbelievably nice Charles that turns up on Erik's arm. What they certainly weren't expecting was how much Erik obviously adores his husband and how happy he is to let others see this.

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    Based on a prompt from the kink meme.

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    To Ask For A Favor (Comic) by

    Fandoms: Deltarune (Video Game)  

    03 Feb 2026

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    Spamton's finally found a way to one-up his old colleagues: Rubbing his brandnew business/hook-up partner into their ever so smug faces.

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    Limited-Time Offer by

    Fandoms: Deltarune (Video Game)  

    16 Feb 2026

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    PICKLES THE TRANS by

    Fandoms: Metalocalypse (Cartoon)  

    26 Aug 2023

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    Pickles the Drummer, who doesn't use the internet, is informed about the wonders of modern-day gender-affirming surgeries.

    TLDR Everyone annoys Pickles during his top surgery recovery.

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    The Mysteries of Generation by

    Fandoms: Metalocalypse (Cartoon)  

    19 Jun 2020

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    “Ja, sos,” he snorts derisively, hair pouring forward as he hunches over, steadying himself on the arm of the sofa. “I guess mainlining deh primordials cosmicks lifesforce of deh univorse ams turnings me into euhhhh…” He glares at a speck of dried blood on the floor, too exhausted and embarrassed to make eye contact with anyone. “Bigs crybaby dildos whats ams feelinks sorrys for everybodies." 

    Skwisgaar’s latent demigod nature emerges suddenly and dramatically, granting him miraculous healing and life-giving powers which he is neither physically nor emotionally equipped to handle. Hilarity ensues.

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