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    Tact and social mores are completely relegated to the back of Derek’s brain, and without thinking, he blurts out, “Did you spend your heat alone?”

    Stiles’ head jerks around in surprise, and then he flushes pink and looks away. His voice comes out brusque and unfriendly. “Not that it’s any of your business, but I spend every heat alone.”

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    “Fuck off, Nicky.”
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    “Hasn’t anyone ever told you spider-napping is illegal?”
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    “You can’t hold me here, I know my spider-rights.”
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    “God, you guys are so old. What are you? Like 27?”
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    “Scale of 1 to 10, how upset would you be if I told you I banged your mom?”
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    Or, I got my grubby little hands on the spider-man time line and fucked around a little bit. Not much (everything) changes.

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    25 Sep 2025

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    Jason had to make a choice.

    Enact his vengeance by killing the Joker himself.
    Or
    Forget Gotham and stay with Talia.

    However, there was an option C.
    One that could end with the Joker dead, with Bruce proven wrong and with Gotham changed for the better.

    Jason took Gotham to court.

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    09 Jun 2026

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    All stand-alone mini stories. Random ideas that I had no where else to put, so they live here now

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    08 Jun 2026

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    So far, every fic in this series has been top tier. I bookmarked the first two individually before I gave in and decided to just bookmark the whole series lol

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    Jason’s been ignoring Tim and Damian’s constant sniping for a full year.
    In one ear and out the other.
    Until one Thursday night in the Cave, something in their argument finally cuts through the static, and Jason decides, for once, he’s not letting it slide.
    Jason Todd has exactly zero patience for blood-son speeches.
    Jason doesn’t want to get involved, but sometimes his impulsive behavior kills 2 birds with one stone.
    And watching Bruce's jaw do that specific tight thing was the closest thing to entertainment available on a Thursday night.

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