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“Do we also have to wear eyepatches?” Naruto wondered. “Is that, like, our team dress code?”
Sakura and Sasuke both turned to look at him like he was clinically insane.
God, these kids were already trying to drive them insane.
“No,” Obito said and didn’t bother elaborating.
“Okay, but what if I want to wear an eyepatch?” Naruto posed instead.
“Then I’m afraid you’ll just have to wait until you lose an eye like the rest of us,” Kakashi said lightly, smiling.
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- Part 2 of We Were Broken
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Bookmarked by Helldrow
19 Jun 2026
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The whole Umbridge thing makes her want to scream, just a wee bit. It’s seventh year, NEWTs are fast approaching, and she’s not kept a low profile for her entire Hogwarts tenure just to fail her exams horrifically.
A semi/si-oc who wants nothing to do with the plot, like, ever.
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- Part 19 of lulu's self insert fics
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Bookmarked by Helldrow
16 Jun 2026
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Wherein transmigration occurs, but not everybody gets to start out as a baby. ANBU Dog is also, by far, the worst captain ever, and Kagura very much does not recommend working with him because he’s a loony piece of shit.
A gripping tale of ANBU shenanigans, disturbing romances, and excessive gore. Highly self indulgent.
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- Part 13 of lulu's self insert fics
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Bookmarked by Helldrow
16 Jun 2026
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In which the SI awakens in Naruto’s body and, fearing she’s going to die, immediately begins to prepare the best she can to survive.
Only, it’s not canon Naruto-world. No, it’s an action-romance she’s in.
AKA, the SI is preparing for a gritty dark-action dystopian, while the rest of the cast are under the impression they're in a romantasy.
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- Part 1 of Check the Menu
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Bookmarked by Helldrow
15 Jun 2026
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Before he was a soul reaper, Kurosaki Ichigo was an older brother. Big brothers are born first to protect the little ones that come after.
AU. Ichigo is reborn into the Uchiha ClanSeries
- Part 1 of Uchiha Ichigo, Substitute Soul Reaper.
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15 Jun 2026
