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Wheel of Fate (and it’s Strange Sense of Humor) by Hello_Queerios
Fandoms: Sanders Sides (Web Series)
19 Mar 2025
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When six people with one very similar secret end up in stuck together, their lives change more than any of them could have ever dreamed.
Just maybe, it's for the better.Or
You meet the strangest people in Uber Carpools
I DO NOT CONSENT TO THIS OR ANY OTHER OF MY WORKS BEING USED TO TRAIN GENERATIVE AI!!!
- Language:
- English
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- 1,307
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- 1/?
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And the universe said you are the daylight (and the universe said you are the night) by Hello_Queerios
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Minecraft: Story Mode (Video Game), (bits of it) - Fandom
14 Jan 2025
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Idk
If you like Minecraft you’ll like it
I hope
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I had to write this for my Theater class
idk I just feel like some of y'all would like it
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 228
- Chapters:
- 1/1
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- 6
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Virgil’s been getting real flirty with Roman recently and Janus absolutely not jealous
(Its pretty short, sorry y'all)
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- Part 1 of Tumblr Kissing Prompts
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If I’m Crowley and you’re Crowley, then who’s driving the car?! by Hello_Queerios
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
21 Jul 2024
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When multiverse gods die, their magic is passed over to an apprentice of their choosing. Unfortunately, these powers don’t come with a manual. So every few centuries a multiverse or three will collide and spit people of either dimension into the opposite of their respective worlds. This most recent deity accidentally allowed five universes to connect. God damn it, Mel.
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Five pairs of our fave dynamic duo end up in the same universe, what could go wrong
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let the dirt hang heavy in your chest (or: i'm their perfect little cosmic canine) by one_billion_marbles
Fandoms: Iron Lung (2026), Project Hail Mary (2026)
04 Jun 2026
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Simon focused on the view. So many stars. They were beautiful, and he was happy they'd be the last thing he'd see.
"I'm ready." Simon whispered into the still air. The combing stopped, and Simon mourned the loss immediately.
"You can kill me now."
AKA: What if Simon misinterpreted why Grace was showing him the Greenhouse? Our bodies become the soil, after all.Bookmarked by Hello_Queerios
04 Jun 2026
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Space Orc??? This Guy? by My_Dark_Strange_Son_24
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
17 Apr 2026
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In their complete shock, Adrian thinks they can be excused for missing another presence on that ship before they were almost pounding on the ship's door. But when they did notice, they froze in their tracks.
Bipedal. Almost completely organic. Two front-facing, predator-like light detectors. Descriptions flashed through their head, descriptions that are only known through dead bodies because no Galactic Collective agent would dare go near them alive.
It's a human.
Rocky is trapped in a ship with a human.
or,
The Humans Are Space Orcs fic that nobody except me was asking for, so I wrote it myself.
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Eridian-Human Cultural Hour by melting_obelisks
Fandom Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
09 May 2026
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Cultural exchange can be a slow process, but with 10 km of chain to assemble, Grace and Rocky have plenty of time to talk.
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Bookmarked by Hello_Queerios
03 Jun 2026
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Grace clings to the zenonite ball as tightly as he can, trying to trick his mind into believing that the smooth, warm surface was what it was after. That this hug shared between two species unable to coexist in the same environment is enough to satisfy his human instincts.
His skin prickles. The tears keep falling. It isn’t enough. And it will stay that way for as long as he is away from Earth.
A shudder runs through the man at this bleak thought, the ever-expanding pit in his chest feeling as though it’s swallowing up his entire being.
As if he heard the emotional casam split further, Rocky’s warbles take on a mournful croon. “Grace, tell Rocky what wrong. Please?”
Grace presses his tear-stained cheek against the warm surface, sighing miserably.
“I’m touch starved.”
Or... Grace's years of isolation from humans result in severe touch starvation. Rocky takes one look at this problem and says, "Hold my minerals."
Bookmarked by Hello_Queerios
03 Jun 2026
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“How long do humans live for, question. Rocky want to know.”
Rocky stamps his claw impatiently on the flat surface of his xenonite ball as he asks, a skittery, jittery movement that rattles in Ryland’s ears.
He sighs. Rubs at his temples. Thinks about how to answer this as diplomatically as physically possible, as at ease as physically possible.
It’s not that he cares much about the fact he’ll be dead long long before Rocky. He doesn’t care about that. He’s probably going to die a whole lot sooner than your average human, anyway, considering his diet of coma-slurry and Taumoeba and little else. Besides, he’s been in space for longer than anybody has been in the history of ever. That’s sure to do messed-up things to his bones and joints and mass and everything. But it doesn’t matter. He’s made peace with that. For-real made peace, because any time more is a thousand times over what he thought he’d get.
What does matter is that Rocky has no idea that there’s probably only about fifty years left in his tank.
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Or: the average male human lifespan is 80 years. Rocky doesn't know that.
Bookmarked by Hello_Queerios
03 Jun 2026