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    "Well how do we switch back?" Hayden breaks the silence.

    "How should I know. This is real life, not fabulous Lindsay Lohan film."

    Hayden rubs at his temple, only Rozanov would be cracking jokes at a time like this. He would much rather be in Jamie Lee Curtis's body right now.

    "Okay then, like, we should set up some ground rules right? And teach each other things so we can trade places without people catching onto something."

    "Pike, as soon as you play hockey people will know something is wrong with me."

    "Yeah and as soon as I walk around acting like an insufferable jackass people will know something is wrong with me."

    "Insufferable jackass who grew talent overnight."

    Hayden wishes he took Shane up on his offer to start meditating with him.

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    14 May 2026

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    5 times people believed Shane is trapped in an abusive marriage and the 1 time Shane sets the record straight ft. misunderstandings, good intentions and a bisexual Russian menace who loves his boring Canadian husband

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    14 May 2026

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    Ilya Rozanov does what he does best: post on social media and stress out Harris Drover.

    The fic starts on New Year's Day 2024 after Ilya posts an upcoming year's "enemies" list.

    This is a series that alternates between Hockey Husbands + the rest of Centaurs team being insane on the internet, Harris putting them in media training, and it immediately failing as soon as they leave the room.

    Basically, it's just the Cens being absolute menaces!

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    13 May 2026

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    “Sweetheart, your pretty little head is so silly. For every photocard I make of ugly hockey men, I make two of my gorgeous, radiant, pulchritudinous boyfriend. Sometimes three.”

    A smile breaks through the heated haze of Shane’s expression. “You’ve been using the thesaurus Dad got you for Christmas?”

    “I will beat Yuna Hollander at Scrabble one day,” Ilya declares against Shane’s hip bone.

    In the year between the Cottage and the Centaurs, Ilya misses Shane more than ever. Svetlana’s teenage cousin offers a coping method: Kpop-style Shane Hollander photocards to stare at all day long. It's a shame carrying around pictures of fellow hockey players is just not socially acceptable.

    …At least, not yet.
     
    (AKA: Ilya's mission to desensitize the hockey world to his Hollander fanboyisms, and the NHL players that suffer for it.)

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    13 May 2026

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    “Why the fuck do you care what happens to Rozanov?”

    Shane doesn’t answer.

    He’s already running for the Raiders’ locker room.

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    Or, Ilya has a panic attack in the Raiders' locker room after getting a phone call from his brother telling him about his father’s death.

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