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  1. Public Bookmark 43

    something blue by

    Fandoms: South Park  

    17 May 2026

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    There’s a reason Stan doesn't drink anymore. It causes him to make stupid decisions. Fucked up, terrible decisions. But out of all the truly astonishing things he’s done under the influence of alcohol, accidentally marrying his best friend really takes the cake.

    Kyle is yelling at him. Or maybe not at him in particular, but he’s screaming. Throwing things. Gesturing wildly. Stan can’t look away. He’s sporting a boner at the worst possible time.

    “How could this have happened?” Kyle demands.

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    After Stan goes viral online for a song that paints Kyle as the reason their friendship nearly imploded, Kyle decides to to finish the job and ends the friendship completely. Stan doesn’t have time for him anyway with his overnight success leading to a record deal and consequently a tour where he’s opening for the biggest pop sensation in the last ten years.

    With Kenny’s wedding coming up, the two of them have to learn to put the past aside in order to be there for their mutual friend. It shouldn’t be too hard to get along for the summer. But when they end up settling their differences a little too well, Kyle and Stan find themselves attached in a way neither one of them could have ever imagined.

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    18 May 2026

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    Thick thighs save lives? by

    Fandoms: South Park  

    22 Apr 2026

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    A sleepover at Cartman's house should be normal enough, right? Not until Kyle shows up in shorts that should be illegal and one of Stan's old shirts he "borrowed" months ago. That's when he knew,

    He was fucked.

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    23 Apr 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 13

    Man's just needs his best friend by

    Fandoms: South Park  

    18 Apr 2026

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    After a brutal football practice, Stan comes home physically exhausted and emotionally frayed. All he wants is his best friend.

    Just wanted to write some clingy Stan, enjoy !

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    19 Apr 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 18

    Mile Marker 209 by

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    15 Apr 2026

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    Kenny needs a ride. Stan and Kyle need to stop arguing for five goddamn minutes.
    The mountain has other plans.

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    16 Apr 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 10

    God bless the fucking McDonalds by

    Fandoms: South Park  

    14 Nov 2023

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    Three guys chilling in the McDonalds parking lot. What could go wrong?

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    14 Apr 2026