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After they recapture Castle Candy at dawn, there is a whole afternoon where no one needs Theo or Gooey. They make the most of their time together.
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05 Jul 2026
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The Adventure Zone Roller Rink and Arcade opened in 1979 and has been struggling ever since. There is really only one thing that keeps the doors open, and that is roller derby.
Aka, the Late-90s-Roller-Derby AU that no one asked for but you're getting anyway.
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09 Mar 2026
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"Sit," she orders lightly, and then turns to continue rifling through the clothes she picked out for him.
As ordered, and as he's done for many of his previous owners, Cesare gets onto his knees. He sits with his legs folded underneath him on the carpeted floor, waiting patiently for Penny to turn back to him in the cramped space. She does, and when she sees him, her lips part slightly, blinking down at him softly as their eyes make contact.
After betraying his puppet masters and being kicked to the curb by Upper Management, Cesare is left with nowhere to go, no prospects and worst of all, no purpose- a puppet with cut strings.
Help comes from an unlikely source in the form of one of his former foodtruck rivals- Penny, single mother of one and part-time hamburger clown. She promises to help him reintegrate into modern human life, teaching him some much needed manners and making him feel useful again in the process- by training him in the duties of a housewife, of course!
Cesare realizes he may have left one master just to be claimed by another, a discarded toy passed from owner to owner, but living with Penny makes him love being nothing but a pretty doll.
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03 Aug 2025
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Blue-Screening and Short-Circuiting by floydfairy
Fandoms: Twisted-Wonderland (Video Game)
27 Jul 2024
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Idia Shroud, next head of S.T.Y.X. and housewarden of Ignihyde, loses her tablet the one day she disables her password. All of her classified files, her bookmarked hentai, screenshots from special otome VN scenes, her cringy fanfiction… and her digital diary, chock-full of horny thoughts.
Whoever finds it will have her in the palm of their hand.
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07 May 2025
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idia discovers that the only appropriate response to leona’s teasing is to take it laying down. it pays off.
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04 May 2025
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“Y-you can still back out, y’know? I won’t judge ya for it.” Idia picked it up, holding it in his hands as he watched Malleus’ face deep in thought, unsure what was going on in his head.
“I suggested it, after all. Furthermore, I trust you, Shroud.” Malleus’ corners of his lips curled up, pulling his long hair out of the way.
“Everything for that helplessness, huh?” Idia mumbled as he placed the collar on his neck, clicking it and immediately activating it.
They had prepared this for a while. Idia had stolen one from S.T.Y.X weeks ago, modified it a little to ensure the use of its non-intended purposes. They had tested it out a couple of times, letting Malleus get used to it, until he really wanted to take it to the origin of his idea.
Idia reached for his hand, holding it gently, “How does it feel?”
Malleus’ lips fell apart, sighing as he felt weak, sensitive and slowly getting aroused as he now finally looked properly at the outfit he got Idia to wear for him. “Exciting.”
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- Part 3 of Malleoiderookvil Shenanigans (NSFW)
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04 May 2025
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Riddle goes as red as the silicone. “Did you get me a sex toy?”
“Yep,” Floyd says without shame.
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- Part 28 of asterravae does Kinktober 2024
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03 May 2025
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Deuce wants to try something new. Epel is the best choice among his boyfriends surprisingly enough.
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- Part 2 of Twisted Smuts
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03 May 2025
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Collection of times where Idia was being a freak about Leona
unconnected one shot collection
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03 May 2025
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It was Sunday. No asshole woke up earlier than noon on a Sunday, it was practically written into the constitution.
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17 Aug 2024
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Gamzee finds himself locked out of his and Karkats apartment, and is invited into his neighbor Tavros apartment to get him out of the rain. Boinking ensues. This was more or less my attempt at making a porn without plot yet it turns out over eight thousand words long. Ha ha...
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15 Aug 2024
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For Want of a Lovers Touch by BagtheBagisnotaBag for muchlessvermillion
Fandoms: Homestuck
01 Sep 2018
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After days of negotiations, Sollux and Karkat team up to restrain and overstimulate Dave.
"What he comes out with is a strip of red fabric, a silk scarf. Now you remember - blindfold.
All of your senses focus down to your hearing and your touch. They keep teasing you, back and forth, nips and licks at your exposed skin, someone brushes their hand over your crotch, their touch light as a feather, and you arch into it even though the hand has already moved on."- Language:
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13 Aug 2024
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The Fuckening of David Elizabeth Strider by BagtheBagisnotaBag for Cyber_God
Fandoms: Homestuck
09 Jun 2020
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The best part of being an adult is that the endless stream of long hard work days can end with a longer, harder fuck. And after an exhausting day in the studio, movie director Dave Strider wants nothing more than to get dicked down by his two sexy alien boyfriends.
Let it be so now. For thus it is fitting for us to fill this booty hoe.
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13 Aug 2024
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Gamzee is in a bad mood. Kurloz knows what can help that.
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09 Aug 2024
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Gamzee spots one of his wigglerhood idols on the subjugglator flagship.
Written for the Bulges R Us server 'zine.
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30 Jul 2024
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Will Graham is a beat cop in New Orleans. Hannibal Lecter is visiting for a medical conference. They meet at a gay bar.
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25 Nov 2023
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Will had a meltdown, which after he goes non-verbal.
Hannibal gives him a sweater and cards to help him expressing himself.Bookmarked by Homoaardvarks
25 Nov 2023
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Ghost accidentally calls Price daddy and it just escalates from there.
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24 Nov 2023
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Ghost is stuck with a starry-eyed rookie during an important mission and realises he wants to fuck the poor kid senseless when they're back at base, and that's exactly what he does. Except not everything goes to plan.
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05 Nov 2023
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Dastardos and Doc Patch have had a secret truce for a while now. They were still rivals, racing each other over the lives of sick pinata, but have managed to form a sort of friendship outside of that thanks to Patch being immensely curious and Dastardos being immensely lonely. But this truce relies on the unspoken rules they follow in their rivalry.
One day, Dastardos breaks the most important rule, and it leads to some unexpected revelations for both the doctor and the reaper.
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05 Nov 2023