HopefullyDothButterNoParsnips
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A very bad thing happens. And then we must go on. (The one where Jeeves is shot by a robber and very nearly killed.)
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12 Apr 2026
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Lonely by NotEvenCloseToStraight
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types
10 Dec 2020
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Omega!Peter is tired of spending heats alone. Being Spider-man means keeping secrets, which means none of his Alpha!friends can “help” because he can’t control his super strength or...webs... mid heat, which means Peter suffers through heat by himself and that is fun for literally no one.
Alpha!Wade hasn’t been with an Omega since before his mutation. Any physical contact these days only happens after he’s paid someone to deal with his mess, emotional support or even basic conversation is something he barely remembers and when he’s not on a job, Wade stays home alone, alone and alone.
There’s plenty of sites meant to bring Alphas and Omegas together, but neither Peter nor Wade are looking for a relationship. Peter needs something to help him through the hardest parts of heats and Wade is so desperate for someone to talk to that he’s fine never meeting up or even trading pictures. Matched up on a website, Peter and Wade start chatting and inevitably, things start to change between them.
When Peter realizes he’s never lonely when he’s talking to Wade, he asks the Alpha to meet face to face...
...but what happens when Wade’s answer is “No”?
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- Part 66 of Short Stories!
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17 Jan 2026
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The Other Man out of Time by sara_holmes
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types
23 Oct 2016
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Also known as Time Travelling Clint Wrecks the Universe.
Due to The Time Stone having a great day screwing around the fabric of reality, Clint finds a copy of himself thrown back into Normandy, 1944. Cue Clint 2.0 meeting Bucky Barnes, the Howling Commandos and a pretty different version of Steve.
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12 Dec 2024
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Petey is a Mess and Wade is the Best by I_Come_Alive
Fandom Deadpool - All Media Types, Marvel, Marvel (Comics), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man - All Media Types
05 Dec 2021
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30 Jul 2024
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The Bias of Judge, Jury, and Executioner by IAmAllYetNotAtAll
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types, The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types
01 Feb 2020
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Shield has tasked the Avengers with capturing and sending Deadpool to the Ice Box after a visiting diplomat is murdered. Peter has to disprove the allegations despite the substantial evidence against him, save his best friend, and also figure out why the thought of losing Wade terrifies him.