Horanflakes



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    Based off of me and my future wife lmao jk
    (no really come find me)

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    I write when I'm bored/stressed/sad/happy/
    procrastinating/ect. so this is just a bunch of little one shots that I have written. The prompts are all from the Tumblr blog dailyau and if you write/like to write you should check out the prompts.

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    Prompts: Courtesy of 'Zena, Horror Author' (@thecoffinarc) on Tiktok.
    ~A vampire worships a priest for his holy blood. The priest relishes the worship and lets the vampire touch and suck from his neck and thighs. [Honorable mention: “When the priest is making a sermon, he constantly has to keep his thighs slightly apart, because of all the painful bite marks on his legs.” -your fathers balls @i_behold_all]
    ~A vampire pressing on a priest’s throat. The priest’s pulse quickens and his mouth opens, allowing the vampire to taste his tongue.

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    10 Jun 2026

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    adulting
    /əˈdʌltɪŋ/
    noun informal

    The practice of behaving like a responsible adult, especially by completing ordinary but necessary tasks such as paying bills, managing a home, making appointments, working, cleaning, cooking, or caring for oneself and others.

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    For Shane Hollander, adulting had once meant signing contracts, buying and building property, investing in sensible furnishings, and handling the pressure of being in the public eye; then he started building a life with Ilya Rozanov, and the word began to mean something else entirely.

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    11 May 2026

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    "Put your dick away and go to bed, Hollander," Rozanov said, his eyes wide open but still unable to make the other boy out. He imagined the look of panic on his face, the way his hands would be fumbling to pull his shorts up.

    "I seriously thought you were asleep. Fuck, I'm sorry, Rozanov."

    Forced to attend a hockey boarding school in Canada by his father, Rozanov was under the impression it would be filled with studying and practising his English.

    Never did he think it would be spent listening to Shane Hollander jerk off.

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    14 Apr 2026

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    Svetlana knows about Jane. It's frankly insulting for Ilyusha to think otherwise.

    She just never expected to have to call him for help. During the Olympics. In Russia. In the dead of night.

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    Or, it's Sochi 2014 and Russia has lost to Latvia. Grigori Rozanov, not yet compromised by illness, punishes his son for shaming the family. When Svetlana finds an injured and emotionally fragile Ilya, she knows she needs somewhere safe for him to recover. And there's only one person in Russia who Sveta trusts with her Ilyusha: Canada's Golden Boy, Shane Hollander.

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    13 Apr 2026

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    Shane Hollander is just trying to survive NYU biochemistry, hockey practice, and the graveyard shift at 7-Eleven. He's too exhausted to notice that his new regular customer is Russian mafia, or that Ilya's interest in him goes beyond terrible coffee and cookies.

    When Ilya hands him a $10,000 designer scarf and matching gloves, Shane doesn't panic. He sells them for next month's rent. Any normal person would be terrified. Instead, Shane uses the leftover money to buy a Hello Kitty watch, pastel pink, childish, utterly incongruous with the danger circling him. He wears it to his next night shift without irony or apology.

    Ilya notices immediately. He is fascinated.

    (Currently under major editing. Can still be read.)

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    12 Apr 2026