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Kassandra was well aware that none of her admirers really wanted her.
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learn to lie better by purplehaunter
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
29 Jan 2026
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Megumi finally found a cock as big as his daddy's. Unfortunately, he made the mistake of telling him that.
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Fushiguro Toji is a lot of things.
He’s an alpha without a scent gland. He’s an ex hitman. He’s a morally bankrupt owner of a less-than-virtuous business. And he’s sitting outside of the door to his son’s room with fifty-thousand yen in hand—ready to find out exactly why Megumi is his best-selling omega.
What can he say? He may be a lot of things, but he’s nothing if not an opportunist.
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Knocking Up The Nanny by Gumi_nat
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
29 Nov 2023
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Gojo is babysitting a little Megumi, he loves him, he's a perfect little boy. But his father, the biggest and sturdiest alpha he's ever met, makes him nervous every time he's around. Why does he feel like he just wants to get closer and sink into more of the alpha's pheromones?
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- Part 1 of Destined couple
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Deidara has gotten absolutely no action lately, and he's feeling pent-up.
Somehow, he finds himself having sex with Tobi?
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Deidara didn't mean to peek under Tobi's mask. He really didn't.
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- Part 2 of TobiDei Week 2020
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Deidara pushes through the bush and finds him sitting alone on a rock. Instead of sending him away to regroup, Obito allows him to stay, peering at him until there is no turning back.
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- Part 8 of Tumblr Prompts
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Gemini knows what's up.
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Lucy searches for love, but guys think she's "too much."
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27 Apr 2026
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In which Doffy ropes Law into coming along on his date to keep Crocodile's kid occupied and Law expects to spend his evening babysitting but ends up on a date of his own.
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Joining a harsh organization like the Fatui just as you start hitting the worst of puberty means growing up around soldiers with rather bad habits. And those bad habits tend to rub off and linger even when you long outranked and outlived the people who encouraged it in you.
Childe had picked up smoking quite young in his military career, but kept it a secret considering how contrary it was to his warrior-like nature. Until one rare indulgent evening turns into a different indulgence when Zhongli finds and lectures his mate for partaking in the unsavory habit high above in the balconies of Liyue Harbor.
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Carve Your Hunger into My Body by lieshues (redheads_maid)
Fandoms: Zenless Zone Zero (Video Game)
21 Apr 2025
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"You wanted this?" Lycaon snarled, voice frayed from the inside out. "You begged for this?"
"I provoked it," Hugo corrected breathily, tugging his head back by the hair until their eyes met again—his glowing red against Lycaon’s wild crimson. "And you came crawling like the good boy you are~"
Two knots, too much slick and the kind of overstimulation that ends with unconsciousness—and a promise that next time, Lycaon won’t be so kind.
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ada and leon fucking during a mission idk by HairyItalianAss
Fandoms: Biohazard | Resident Evil (Gameverse)
25 Jan 2022
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the title explains it
i wanted to write a short lil thing bc i like the concept of this
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A Guide to Fame for the Enterprising Demon by asideofourown
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
06 Jan 2020
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tildeathdoustogether
ok friends so i know we all joke about, like john mulaney and keanu reeves and hozier being immortals, but… i really think we gotta add anthony j. crowley to that listthelongest27yearsofmylife reblogged and said:
Christ, Beth, Anthony Crowley is an increasingly popular, openly queer creator with explicitly queer rep in his work that’s really important to some people, can you not make this into a meme for ONCE in your life?tildeathdoustogether reblogged and said:
you think i’m joking but. i’m not. l i s t e n i did not get a history degree for nothing, i have RECEIPTS. buckle in kiddos this is a wild ride[Crowley accidentally gets a bit famous, and the internet figures out he may be a bit immortal]
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So You Need To Get Into A.Z. Fell & Co.; Now What? (A Guide For Unfortunate Bookworms) by c4llistrad
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
21 Jul 2019
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London’s antique enthusiasts and rare lit nerds alike know that if you’re looking for a specific vintage or antique book, you have a good chance of ending up in A.Z. Fell & Co. as a last resort. And if you’ve ever been in (or are currently in) this predicament, you know how much of an absolute nightmare it is trying to even get in the door. Luckily, this handy guide, the fruit of a months-long collaborative effort to create the perfect formula for gaming the A.Z. Fell system, will tell you everything you need to know, complete with a comprehensive breakdown of what, exactly, the opening hours are. Compiled by pageknight and inky of the Rare Antique Forums.
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CROWLEY: I try not to make a habit of gratitude, but I must give our appreciation to everyone out there who’s been listening and subscribing to The Ineffable Plan.
AZIRAPHALE: Ooh, yes, we’ve become quite popular, haven’t we?
CROWLEY: Yeah, just hit number eight on the advice charts … No advertising at all.
AZIRAPHALE: Mm. How … miraculous.
CROWLEY: … Aziraphale. You did not.***
Crowley and Aziraphale are very possibly the people least qualified, on the entire planet, to start up an advice podcast.
But what else is there to do when the world isn’t ending anytime soon, you’re technically on indefinite sabbatical from your lifelong careers, and you need a plausible excuse to spend more time with your best friend who you’re definitely not, absolutely not, maybe just a little, actually maybe overwhelmingly in love with?
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wherever you are, i'll come to you by mutalune
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
07 Jul 2019
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“Are you alright? What’s all this about then?”
“Ah. Well. I might have slipped.”
“Slipped?”
“Took a bit of a tumble, I’m afraid,” Aziraphale said. “But, well. What’s done is done.”
“What’s done - ?”
“Now that I’m no longer beholden to a rather arbitrary moral code, I have to ask: Do you pay taxes? Actually, more importantly, do you think I can stop paying taxes now? That seems like a sufficiently demonic thing to do. Refusing to do my civic duty and whatnot. Quite devious, I’d argue.”
This was, in hindsight, not the most sensitive way of breaking the news.
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Snakes and Stones (the Crowley/Aziraphale Human AU) by DeerstalkerDeathFrisbee
Fandom Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
11 Sep 2019
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This heat, he wonders what it's from. What about this is so different than before.
“I see,” Zhongli says when he runs two fingers down Childe slit, spreading out his folds to just tease inside. “These changes to your form-” Childe gapes when he brushes over the swollen nub at the crest of his cunt. Zhongli merely hides a smile at that, and releases a low hum, before raising his soaked fingers to his lips.
“Don’t.”
Childe’s protest falls short when Zhongli licks them clean. The reaction in him is instantaneous. A choke, one Childe reaches out towards. The dangerous snap of eyes upwards, pupils blown almost completely wide. Feral. And the rise of angry, red gooseflesh up the length of Zhongli’s arms.
It passes quickly with Zhongli shaking his head in an attempt to recompose himself.
“I’m fine.” He insists, but Childe has his doubts. It must read blatantly across his face because in the same breath Zhongli answers, “Aphrodisiac. A potent one, too. The Abyss made you to be bred, Childe.”
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Or, Childe wants to be touched in his Foul Legacy, and Zhongli complies.