15 Bookmarks by How_To_Fail_Correctly
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" 't ain't cheating. 'tis using tha gifts skillsomewise."
When it comes to poker, Cio uses all the skills at her disposal to win. It ain't cheating if they don't catch you. It also ain't cheating if they let you distract them with your tail under the table.
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- Part 4 of AthenasLilOwl's AlliCio Oneshots
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16 Dec 2025
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“So,” Robert peered down at where Courtney sat between his legs, “is now a good time to admit I’ve never actually done this?”
The look that crossed her face would’ve been comical if he wasn’t feeling oddly vulnerable, which was—stupid, really. He’d had plenty of sex. This wasn’t all that different.
“You said—” Courtney sat back a little, though she kept her hands on his thighs. “You said you’d been with men before.”
Robert gave a small smile. “I did, and I have,” which was the truth, “but I was never on the receiving end.”
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14 Dec 2025
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Robert gets sick and two very professional, clearly just friendly coworkers help.
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01 Dec 2025
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Robert Robertson had grown used to the Z-team's constant HR violations, and what they discussed during work hours. So a game of Fuck, Marry, Kill about fellow superheroes during break time isn't too out of the ordinary.
What he isn't used to is what they have to say about Mecha Man.
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- Part 1 of HR Stands for Harem of Robert
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30 Nov 2025
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Courtney didn’t need the power of precognitive permutation to know that, eventually, it was going to come down to this— her, Robert, and room he doesn’t want to be in. AKA: Bad-ending Invisigal does something unforgivable. Maybe then Rob will stop trying to fucking save her.
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- Part 2 of Vizi Breaks Bad
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30 Nov 2025
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“It was just a… horrible, horrible accident. When he didn’t get back up, I realized what had happened.”
Dexter frowns as he listens to her, watching how Rita touches her throat, how she looks to the body, and then he looks back to Vince as he observes the neck wound.
It sounds impossible. As impossible as ‘Arthur Mitchell is the Trinity killer’.
If it were anyone else, he’d be questioning her every word, suspecting her, looking for the lie, but Rita’s Rita. She’s a Realtor. She does yoga. Warrior Pose isn’t exactly something that teaches you how to fight.
She’s never laid a hand on anyone. Well, except for Paul. But that was self-defense.
She can’t even kill spiders or grasshoppers or the occasional armadillo, let alone a hardened serial killer.
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- Part 21 of July Break Bingo
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23 Nov 2025
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06 Nov 2025
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So you landed yourself a nice gal, smart, capable, likes animals, good at cardio.
She also owns her own tree, kills her own food, has a grand total of about six pairs of clothes, all of which have holes in, and she gives you a funny look whenever you say anything with more than four syllables. She lives in the woods, if you're not catching on.
There are many, many creatures in this fantastical world that have strange date nights.
Taking her to a restaurant in an actual city may be one of the strangest nights out you've planned. Or maybe one of the best.Bookmarked by How_To_Fail_Correctly
04 Dec 2024
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Effigy by TheEvilInThisChild666
Fandoms: Chainsaw Man (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga)
21 Aug 2024
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Nobara helps her friends realize their dreams with help from her sugar mommy.
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04 Sep 2024
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As the tyranid hive fleets continue their invasion of the galaxy, Inquisitor Helene Illumina explores a radical way of suppressing their endless hunger.
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15 Aug 2024
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“Come now, Monsieur Neuvillette.” Arlecchino strides around the table, leaning down next to his ear, and whispers, taunting, “Surely you don’t think that is enough to compensate for a Harbinger, hm?”
From out of the corner of her vision, Neuvillette stiffens. “…What would you deem adequate then?”
or: neuvillette’s interpretation of negotiations is much different than the knave’s.
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05 Feb 2024
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the delicacies of diplomacy by kailenabuse for butcharchy
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
08 Oct 2023
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furina has a no-good-very-bad day because of a fatui harbinger that won't let her breathe. so that harbinger has some some unfair (but horny) plans for her.
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09 Oct 2023
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Egads! Played—like a fiddle!
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08 Oct 2023
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Kitsune Issues by ManuArtes554 (orphan_account)
Fandoms: Virtual Streamer Animated Characters, Nijisanji (Virtual Streamers), NijiEN
24 Nov 2022
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Nina Kosaka, as a kitsune goddess of luck has shapeshifting abilities as well as her luck manipulation. Though its primarily used to change her form to blend in with mortals, certain thoughts causes her to grow an extra appendage.
What happens when the other Ethyria members find out about her little secret? A wild off collab that will remain a secret between the four.
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16 Jan 2023
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After a routine mission, Tracer returns to the newly reformed Overwatch HQ to find things have gone very very wrong... all the women have been subjected to the most humiliating of punishment, their bodies free use for Talon to do as they please.
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06 Jan 2023