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"So." Buck takes another sip of coffee, real slow, savoring the wind-up. He sets the mug down with a soft clink. "Princess."
Eddie closes his eyes.
This is it. This is where they find him face down in his eggs. Chimney's going to have to call Pepa. Pepa is going to be furious. The funeral will be small and Buck better wear something hideous to it, Buck better wear that godawful floral shirt with the parrots, the one Eddie told him was ugly out loud one time two years ago and has been secretly obsessed with ever since, because Eddie deserves the satisfaction of being buried while looking at it.
"Buck." He says it into his toast.
Buck shrugs. "I'm just asking."
"You're not asking. You're enjoying yourself."
"I'm doing both, Eds, I’m versatile."
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Eddie gains a boyfriend, a pair of lace panties, and learns a lot about himself in the span of forty-eight hours.Series
- Part 2 of veni, vidi, vici
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27 May 2026
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Buck chuckles, digging his fingernails into the expanse of Eddie’s hips. “Don’t forget the name of the game… truth or dare?”
“I hate you,” Eddie hisses as he lets his head hit the door with blunt force, the sound echoing throughout the empty house. Bad idea. That may hurt tomorrow.
“Feels like it.” Buck pauses to pull back, sweat dripping down his forehead, his cheeks blotchy and his nose beet red. Eddie wants to lick it up, wants to take another shot of tequila and chase it down with Buck’s sweat and a squeeze of lime. “You’re still so hard, Eds.”
Or; Eddie and Buck get drunk on tequila and they play a very intense game of Truth or Dare.
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25 May 2026
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Feelings Are Overrated (And Other Lies Percy Jackson Tells Himself) by Everettevans
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types
02 May 2026
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After a mutual breakup with Annabeth, Percy decides feelings are overrated.
Casual hookups? Absolutely. Commitment? Absolutely not. He has rules. The rules work.
Apollo was supposed to be just another no-strings night - except the god of poetry goes and catches real feelings.
Too bad Percy Jackson is emotionally unavailable... and very good at staying that way.
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23 May 2026
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Ilya had told Shane to go. He would make it four nights without him. They couldn't stop everything every time Ilya was tired, or they'd never do fucking anything. Shane had not liked that answer at all.
Ilya has a depressive episode while Shane is at a photoshoot. Shane comes home early.
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04 May 2026
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A video of Ilya Rozanov goes insanely viral one weekend. It’s him stopped on a red light, riding one of his bright sportscar, windows down with loud music, singing and bobbing along to Bad Bunny songs, an unlit cig between his lips, blissfully aware smoking (pun intended) hot he looks.
Few days later, he gets modelling/brand offers he gladly accepts to cure his boredom while Shane is out doing his own brand deals. To get Ilya into the mood, directors let him play his own playlists and do his own thing.
It breaks the internet.
If there’s one thing that Hayden accidentally outing them Shane is thankful for, it’s the fact that he can now stake his claim on Ilya. He just did not expect it’ll be against most of the internet and a quarter of the league.
(Greatly inspired by those videos of Connor Storrie dancing during his photoshoots that have not left my mind since I watched them.)Series
- Part 1 of Burner Accounts and Shanenanigans
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04 May 2026