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    It's not that Peter doesn’t want to live in Avengers Tower—maybe actually doesn't?—but he fully expected the ultimate loser room. You know, the one next to the boiler or whatever. Where they stick the new guy. That's where he figured he was headed. One of those glorified closets with a view of a wall.

    Not Tony's floor. Please. No.

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    New York might be a sprawling concrete jungle, but the term "six degrees of separation" is less a theory and more a fucking day-to-day reality, especially if you wear spandex for a living. To be fair, in a city of eight million stories, Peter should hardly be surprised that he eventually collides with a one-armed super-soldier and whatever-the-hell-category Deadpool falls into. Should be hardly surprised, but almost is, even though it was a long time coming. Village. This city is a fucking village and, seriously, there should be a support group for this—'Anonymous Super-People of NY', or something equally cliché.

    A completely filthy, untrue, occasionally ridiculous, and canon-compliant story about how Peter Parker falls in love, Bucky Barnes meets Cable, and Deadpool finally gets a llama.

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    04 Jun 2026

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    "Not going to happen, Barnes," Mr. Stark growls.

    And Sergeant Barnes? He growls back.

    Peter's suddenly hit with the urge to purr. Fucking purr. Like he's some kind of oversized tabby cat presented with a warm sunny spot. This whole situation — from the weird-ass scent explosion to the sudden urge to rub his face against the metallic chassis of the Iron Man suit — is ten kinds of ridiculous.

    Another growl cuts through the air, and instead of inciting more confusion, it makes Peter almost... giddy? He's oddly tickled by the whole thing. Mr. Stark and Sergeant Barnes, growling like they're alphas or something. It's hilarious.

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    03 Jun 2026

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    A one-way ticket to an alternate universe, courtesy of Dr. Strange.

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    The first test of the Bleeding Edge armor doesn't go exactly as planned.

    Peter gets violated by Stark tech.

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