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It all started the way it usually did; with Tony doubting his own sanity.
“Happy,” he said, turning the paper over, then turning it back, squinting at it. “What the hell is this?”
Happy barely glanced up from his phone. “How should I know? I just drive you around, I don’t try to understand your designs. You’re the one who left it in the back of the car yesterday.”
Tony turned the paper towards Happy, tapping a finger against the scribbles in the margin. “I didn’t write that. I thought it, but I didn’t write it. What sorcery is this?”
“Oh shit, sorry,” Happy said, expression resigned. “I’m guessing the kid went through them when I drove him to school this morning. He has no regard for personal boundaries.”
“The kid.”
“Um— My girlfriend, she has a—“
“Your stepson did these calculations?”
“That’s not entirely—“
“Bring him to me,” Tony commanded.- Language:
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16 Jun 2026
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Far out
BergenLove this
Peter is genius and badass and Tony Stark is a loser basically, like anyone is compared to the glorious Peter Parker and of course he picks up Thor's hammer, cause why not? -
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Peter learned a long time ago that he wasn’t going to be adopted.
He learned it when May and Ben sat him down and explained that they were just his uncle and aunt and he couldn’t call them his parents at school anymore. He learned it after the third family left the group home without him. He learned it after he was rejected time and time again for showing up with bruised cheeks and secret wounds that told people that he was a fighter and he could never say he was a crime fighter.
Peter Parker doesn’t need to be adopted. He has accepted that by now. He’s sixteen years old and knows that he only has two more years before he can be on his own. He’s looking forward to getting out of the system. He’s looking forward to being independent.
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or five times the Starks talked about adopting Peter + the time they actually do
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16 Jun 2026
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little desires
sarcasm_rockersIrondad, foster care, group home. The last 2-3 chapters were badass
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Just Me and All Of My Plain Jane Glory by SpaceCowboysFromMars
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe
20 May 2022
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“Right, well, we were able to track him down via your birth certificate...” She shifts through the papers on her clipboard. Peter feels lightheaded. “And he agreed to take you in, so you don’t have to go into foster-care, as long as we provide a positive paternity test.”
“I- I don’t... who?”
“Tony Stark.”
Or: Peter runs away after Ben dies. After six months of homelessness, he's found and placed with his biological father, who also happens to be his childhood hero, Tony Stark. Add hiding Spider-Man, a dangerous new villain that he's determined to take care of on his own, trying to bond with his father, all while keeping the dark secrets of his past on the streets hidden; Peter has found himself in a very complicated situation.
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15 Jun 2026
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Just Me and All Of My Plain Jane Glory
SpaceCowboysFromMarsIrondad, cute
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"You just—you just called me darling."
Wifies took a slow sip of his hot chocolate. "Yeah? And?"
Bookmarked by Humfj
12 Jun 2026
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"Darling, You’re a Mess"
Phys_SapphireParrotx2/Wifies cute
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Broken Promises and Needy Omegas by dontstudywritenovels
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe
22 May 2019
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Afterwords, when Harley was pressed up against the omega’s back, knot stuck deep as Peter purred and preened, the alpha sighed as he realized he had backed out of his promise, yet again. Peter was content now, but the shitstorm was coming.
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Harley gets really overwhelmed when Peter tries to ride him. Also, Tony wishes he could bleach his brain.
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10 Jun 2026
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Broken Promises and Needy Omegas
dontstudywritenovelsParkneer
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The Corruption of Peter Parker, by Harley Keener by dontstudywritenovels
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe
15 May 2019
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Harley had meant to intimidate Tony’s intern -that’s the only reason he wore his nice jeans with the stupid maroon shirt that brought out his eyes. He even gelled his hair, for fucksake.
Except, the moment he actually saw Peter Parker, baby blue sweater layered over a button up, jeans ripped where the extra fabric dragged as he walked, he threw that plan out the window.
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Harley really wants to fuck Peter so hard that he’s crying for it. He settles for wooing the fuck out of him instead, and maybe making Peter cry when the younger begs him for it.
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10 Jun 2026
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The Corruption of Peter Parker, by Harley Keener
dontstudywritenovelsParkneer, smut, yes.
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ain't my blood; still my boys by parkrstark
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Iron Man (Movies), Captain America (Movies)
29 Mar 2021
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When Tony made an off-hand comment about adopting a child, he never expected Steve would jump on the idea so quickly. He definitely didn't expect to adopt two kids. And even if they did expect to love them dearly, they weren't ready for the fierce protectiveness that raged within them for their boys. They couldn't save them from the past, but they could protect them from the future and whatever dared to threaten their safety.
Through fostering Harley and Peter, Steve and Tony learn a lot from them, who have experienced more than any child ever should. But they have something to teach the boys themselves: family doesn't end in blood.
(Instant Family AU)Series
- Part 2 of Instant Family
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02 Jun 2026
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ain't my blood; still my boys
parkrstarkStony adopts Harley and Peter brothers
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curse you, superhearing by michellejones_stacy for octopicacti
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), The Amazing Spider-Man (Movies - Webb), Iron Man (Movies)
23 Jul 2021
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Peter wasn't a crush-worthy dude! He was excitable, and didn't navigate social situations all too well, and he was an all-around disaster—May always said he most definitely got that from Ben's side of the family—and he was most definitely not at all someone that anyone should be having a crush on. He was, like, the dorkiest dork around! How could anyone have a crush on him?
Harley. Harley could, apparently. Which was, obviously, so fucking surprising that Peter was on the verge of freaking out.
It only got worse when Harley said, "MJ. I think I have a problem. A Peter Parker-specific problem, holy fuck."
Holy fuck was right because holy fuck.
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Peter hears something he wasn't meant to. Cue the awkward maybe-flirting.
Bookmarked by Humfj
31 May 2026
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curse you, superhearing
michellejones_stacyWTF WAS THAT ENDING IT WAS SO GOOODDD
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PROOF SPIDER-MAN LOVES CLICKBAIT by mauvera
Fandoms: Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017), Spider-Man - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe
31 Dec 2019
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When Peter Parker gets a job working at Buzzfeed there's really only one subject he can write about: superheroes. And what superhero does he know better than everyone's friendly neighborhood Spider-Man?
What he didn't expect was that everyone would think Peter's new obsession with the hero would be interpreted quite like That.
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31 May 2026
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PROOF SPIDER-MAN LOVES CLICKBAIT
mauveraThe MOST hilarious fic
Peter writes articles which ends up with him dating Spider-man, but that obviously did not go so well. Though, he had Harley to pitch in to be the love interest and the save the day -
One Hell Of A Distraction by mauvera
Fandoms: Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017), Iron Man (Movies)
09 Mar 2019
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Look, Harley didn't plan for any of this.
He didn't plan for Peter grab him in the middle of the street, his eyes wide with panic, saying some random thugs were chasing after him. He didn't plan to offer to help Peter hide in plain sight however he needed.
And he certainly didn't plan for the way Peter was suddenly pulling Harley so very close.
(And he definitely didn't plan to enjoy the, uh... distraction quite so much.)
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Pretty Keener by mauvera
Fandoms: Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017), Iron Man (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
26 Aug 2019
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When Harley Keener moves to New York for his last year in high school, he comes with one mission: Mess. With. Everyone.
Somewhere between convincing Captain America that he is actually Spider-Man, and seeing just how many robots he can sneak into his new school, Harley finds himself spending more and more time around a certain boy with more secrets than he could ever have guessed.
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29 May 2026
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Pretty Keener
mauveraParkner
Harley scams Steve into thinking he is spider-man
Harley is into both Peter and Spider-man
Peter would kill for Harley
Tony loves the damn drama and know EVERYTHING -
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Peter can't have peppermint.
Peter can't waste food.
The math doesn't work out.
Fortunately, Tony has a plan.A deleted scene from A Place to Rest Your Head...and Maybe Call Home
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- Part 3 of Found Family
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Bookmarked by Humfj
26 May 2026
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Nothing Wasted
GeneCooper, PeterStarkSmall scene from the previous fic where they are at a restaurant and are very cute
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A Place to Rest Your Head...and Maybe Call Home by GeneCooper, PeterStark
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe
08 Apr 2020
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After May and Ben die, Peter is put into the system. After going through too many homes in too short a time, he decides he'd be beter off alone.
Living on the streets, Peter makes the best of what he has by using his brain and his powers to his advantage. He was prepared to hide out until he was old enough to hold a job and be considered an adult by the state. He'd find a way to live and survive until he could get back on his feet again.
Then an internship changes everything. It may even change his Parker Luck.Series
- Part 2 of Found Family
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Bookmarked by Humfj
26 May 2026
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A Place to Rest Your Head...and Maybe Call Home
GeneCooper, PeterStarkPeter is traumatised and homeless, but he get SI internship and then Tony and Steve basically adopt him omg they are so cute
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Undercover? I thought you said under covers... by Sarah_Sandwich
Fandoms: Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)
05 Feb 2021
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Peter and Harley are undercover at a black-tie event and get into a sticky situation
Not that kind of sticky! Get your head out of the gutter you dirty bird
Bookmarked by Humfj
23 May 2026
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Undercover? I thought you said under covers...
Sarah_SandwichDAMN YOU, WHERE IS THE REST
Peter/Harley on an undercover mission, they had to kiss obviously
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You're Freaking Out by Sarah_Sandwich
Fandoms: Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse (2018), Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)
16 Dec 2020
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There’s a new spider kid on the block and it’s up to Peter to teach him how to deal with his newfound abilities and keep him from getting in over his head. One thing is for sure, he owes Mr. Stark some serious apologies.
Then he falls through a portal into an alternate universe and things get… complicated.
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- Part 2 of Freak Out Verse
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14 May 2026
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You're Freaking Out
Sarah_SandwichPeter goes missing into another universe and then Miles takes up the spider-man position.
Peter and Harley are precious
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Getting kidnapped isn’t usually the best way to start your summer (especially your last summer before college) but honestly? It kinda worked out.
(Or the one where Spidey saves the day in the first chapter and they spend the rest of the fic falling in love)
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- Part 1 of Freak Out Verse
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Bookmarked by Humfj
11 May 2026
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Don't Freak Out
Sarah_SandwichHarley and Peter are interns and they are so fucking gay
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it's always who is spider-man, never how is spider-man by i_regret_thatpersonalityquiz
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Daredevil (TV)
11 Jan 2022
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"Stay?"
Peter finally looked down to see Harley Fucking Keener, Iron Lad, the boy who had caused his shoulder to be throbbing in pain all night, looking away with a slight tint to his cheeks. Peter opened and closed his mouth, no sound coming out.
And he sat back down.
OR: Peter had been living on the streets, dealing with your average homeless vigilante stuff. Things got a bit more complicated when the Avengers started to chase him down.
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Bookmarked by Humfj
08 May 2026
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it's always who is spider-man, never how is spider-man
i_regret_thatpersonalityquizAvengers kidnapped Peter and then get all soppy and guilty
Harley is gay for Peter
Peter/Harley
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Missing Links by spagbol99
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Captain America (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel, Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)
26 Jul 2024
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The Rogues are back; Tony Stark couldn't even be mad about it - it was his idea after all. He's an Avenger and that means protecting the Earth at any cost - even if he has to deal with a certain star-spangled man and his sullen sidekick. After all, he's been through worse in his life; the loss of his wife and the disappearance of his son 12 years ago. Compared to that, this would be a walk in the park.
Bucky Barnes is back on US soil as a free man. But freedom is more than just physical. On top of that, Steve is desperate for him to be the man he was before. The only problem is; that man is long dead.
Peter Parker has been through the mill but he knows he just had to adapt, roll with the (many) punches and keep going. Spider-man is his safe place now, the one time he could truly feel like himself. Like he is making a difference. He'd make sure no one would suffer like he has, even if he has to track down the perpetrator himself.
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08 May 2026
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Missing Links
spagbol99Peter is Tony's biological child Luca Stark who was kidnapped
Steve wants Bucky's ass desperately. He got it.
Really good
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The Five Incidents by thejasminedragon
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Iron Man (Movies)
03 Sep 2025
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Peter Parker was many things: New York’s Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man, May Parker’s nephew, Ned Leeds’ bestfriend, Tony Stark’s-sort-of-personal-intern, MJ’s favorite loser, and Flash Thompson’s favorite emotional punching bag, to name a few.
But most of all, he was fed up—
And moping on a rooftop. For two hours already.
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Or: Peter reflects on the year following his discovery that he’s aromantic asexual. Naturally, it has more downs than ups.
Bookmarked by Humfj
24 Apr 2026
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The Five Incidents
thejasminedragonPeter is aromantic and asexual. He has a shit ton of issues because of that and Tony acts like an amazing dad
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Blurred Words by Serpent_Rose97
Fandoms: Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
14 Jan 2022
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Peters had enough of this world and this life. A goodbye text and the wrong number may be Just what he needs to survive.
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- Part 1 of Little Prince
- Language:
- English
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- 37,696
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- 16/16
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24 Apr 2026
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Blurred Words
Serpent_Rose97Suicidal Peter messages Ned, but it was Pepper, so they end up saving him
Really fucking good
Has a bunch of messaging things that felt really amazing