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The transcription of an episode of Discovery's reality show "Naked and Afraid," featuring Anthony Crowley, a survivalist YouTuber from London, and Aziraphale Fell, an in-house veterinarian for the Chester Zoo.
(Includes seven illustrations, also by me!)
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- Part 1 of Naked and Afraid AU
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30 Mar 2025
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Demon and Angel Professors by Ghostinthehouse
Fandom Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
01 Sep 2021
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They're professors. They're married. Their students don't realise. Cue shenanigans.
Multiple short arcs with one-shots (and often pauses) between them. Characters continue from one arc to the next.
Any ambiguity between being human and being occult/ethereal is entirely deliberate.
Note: The author is not affiliated with Neil Gaiman and denounces his activities (see Vulture article)
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23 Jan 2025
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Crowley has wanted Aziraphale for millennia, but Aziraphale has never shown any sign of wanting him. Now, the pollen of a mystery plant has taken root deep inside Aziraphale's being, leaving him feverish and painfully aroused. Without help, Aziraphale could be completely consumed by the plant. The only way to burn it out is intense orgasm.
To save Aziraphale, Crowley must walk a knife's-edge of denial and desire, coercion and consent, fear and trust.
He isn't sure Aziraphale will ever forgive him.
He isn't sure he'll ever forgive himself.
(They do figure it out afterwards, to their mutual, enthusiastically-consensual enjoyment.)
Fic by adverbian; delicious NSFW art by IneffabLeigh! Art is embedded about halfway down — scroll with caution!
(If you want more specific information about the dubcon elements, a detailed, full-spoiler plot summary is available under a read-more in the beginning notes.)
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- English
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- 15,526
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- 2/2
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29 Sep 2024
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“What,” Crowley said, “is that?”
That wasn’t really the question he was asking, obviously. He knew exactly what that was. It was just a shorthand way to say something more like, why, with as much disdain as possible, and that was really just a shorthand way to say, gosh, angel, if you were that bored you could’ve rung me up for dinner.
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22 Jul 2024
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Jin and Will wonder what their lives could’ve looked like in another world. Will is hopelessly in love with her, but it doesn’t matter. It was always going to end like this.
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13 Jul 2024
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The bodyswap reveals to Aziraphale that Crowley didn't come through Armageddon completely unscathed.
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30 Jun 2024
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In which Crowley is supposed to be the tempting one, it's all deeply unfair.
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10 Jun 2024
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After Aziraphale invites Crowley to move in with him, Scales for Sale, London's premier reptile pet shop and supply store, gets a few interesting visitors.
Or, outsider POV from the perspective of one jaded pet store owner and her encounters with the suspiciously supernatural. -
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Post-S1 indulgence. Sometimes when you’re just getting started, a little calibration is required.
Excerpt:
“Do you want to sit in my lap?”Time screeched to a halt.
“Yes,” Aziraphale said, going still.
Crowley grinned. “Do you want to go back to my flat first?”
And time went wild.
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19 May 2024
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Comfort Me with Apples: For I Am Sick of Love by ZehWulf
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
15 May 2024
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"You know what this is?" he asks, somehow doubtful and hopeful at the same time.
"Course I do! You're just a little randy. Quick spot of onanism will fix you right up," he says with what is possibly too much confidence for someone who's never directly experienced either thing, but Aziraphale seems like he needs to borrow a whole heap of confidence at the moment.
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A pair of ineffable, Eden-era turbo virgins get exposed to sex pollen.
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15 May 2024
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The Perfectly Unproblematic Good Omens Fanfic by Quefish for Caedmon, redundant_angel, GayDemonicDisaster (scrapheapchallenge), Miele_Petite
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
04 Dec 2020
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A fanfic that is perfect, unproblematic and with no drama.
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- Part 23 of When an Angel and a Demon Get Silly
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It was always going to happen, it was just a matter of time. They've been in a decaying orbit for years, and at some point the collision was inevitable.
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03 May 2024
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Law of inevitable eventuality by Yuu_chi
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
22 Jun 2019
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“I think,” says Aziraphale with the confidence of a man three glasses deep into a particularly excellent bottle of wine, “that we should have sex.”
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03 May 2024
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“You are too generous to trifle with me. If your feelings are still what they were last April, tell me so at once. My affections and wishes are unchanged; but one word from you will silence me on this subject for ever.”
Or: what happened after the [ we all got hit by a ] bus scene (aka "you could stay at my place, if you like")....
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03 May 2024
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Unfortunately Aziraphale has fallen in love with a demon, and as we all know, demons can't love.
Related: Aziraphale finds that wearing sweet, soft, lacy things can be quite soothing.
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03 May 2024
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A love story about angels and demons. Also, fish
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03 May 2024
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16 Apr 2024
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After they get together Aziraphale has some lingering Ideas about his brief stint in the Bastille; Crowley is happy to help him explore them. Hijinks, as they say, ensue.
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12 Apr 2024
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Trunk Call by CopperBeech
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
10 Apr 2024
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At loose ends in Central London, Crowley bumps (quite literally) into someone he knows. Madame Tracy's spent her career listening to people, and she can tell that he needs to talk.
CW for substandard tea service.
“So, now – he took a promotion? And that’s what put you at odds? I had a customer whose wife absolutely wouldn’t come overseas with him when his job sent him abroad – American, you know.”
“Yeah. It was something like that.”
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10 Apr 2024
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Be As You've Always Been by gyzym
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Discworld - Terry Pratchett
15 Oct 2020
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For six thousand years, Aziraphale did his best to exist within the strictures of Heavenly conduct. It wasn’t a perfect practice; his relationship with Crowley, just for example, was never exactly what one might call “officially sanctioned,” or even, “particularly wise,” but the important thing was that Aziraphale tried. He wasn’t a very good angel, but he did his best, more or less. Wasn’t that all anyone could really ask of him?
It doesn’t really feel fair, is the point, that in reward for saving the world, Aziraphale seems to be having something of an existential crisis.
- Language:
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Bookmarked by HummingBee13
21 Mar 2024