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    Not Just The Ones That Are Little, It's Those People Problems by

    Fandoms: Incredibles (Pixar Movies)  

    02 Jan 2026

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    Simon James Paladino had a great deal of problems.

    Well, to say that it was a great deal of problems was an obfuscation. Objectively, it was just one problem; or, more precisely, one man causing many problems.

    Gamma Jack.

    His archnemesis, who was complicating his life in ways that he couldn't solve. This problem becomes incredibly more complex as when he critically injures the villain in a fight, he takes it upon himself to care for the man until he is well enough to not immediately die upon his arrival in jail.

    That is, until Frozone tells Gazerbeam the story of how Blazestone became a hero. She was initially a villain, until she dated Frozone, and he was able to convince her to reform.

    With Simon's acute people skills, and Jack's willingness to open his legs for anyone, it should be easy for Gazerbeam to do the same as Frozone. He can solve his problem with ease. Just date supervillain and personal archnemesis, Gamma Jack, convince him to become a Super, and then break up with him. Easy, right?

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