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I'd Marry You With Plastic Rings by IAMTIREDANDIPROBABLYSHOULDBESLEEPING
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV)
05 Jun 2026
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Ilya and Shane can’t seem to part with the plastic rings they receive from Ruby and Jade. When the internet sees they have matching rings, people go a little crazy. Maybe it would be easier to just come out?
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Isn't That Rozanov's Plane? by IAMTIREDANDIPROBABLYSHOULDBESLEEPING
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV)
17 May 2026
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When Shane hears the plane his secret boyfriend is flying home in is on fire he does the only logical thing, he goes 80 in a 50 zone and gets to the airport as fast as possible. He just happens to forget that this boyfriend is a secret!
(in this story the plane is coming back from Tampa instead of going to)
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"You speak Russian??" by IAMTIREDANDIPROBABLYSHOULDBESLEEPING
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV)
16 May 2026
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Shane and Ilya have been secretly dating for years, and the only people who know are Rose, the Hollanders, and Svetlana.
When a kid at the Irina Foundation Camp who only speaks russian falls on the ice, Shane immediately starts comforting him. Shane forgets he hasn't told anyone that he speaks Russian!
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- Part 1 of Hollanov and a Russian kiddo
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Hollanov and a Russian kiddo by IAMTIREDANDIPROBABLYSHOULDBESLEEPING
Fandom Heated Rivalry (TV)
16 May 2026
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After years of waiting for Mike to see him, Will decides to stop waiting.
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The party goes to Stacey Albright’s after lasagna, and that night turns the summer of ’89 into something Will never expected.
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12 Jun 2026
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Bookmarked by IAMTIREDANDIPROBABLYSHOULDBESLEEPING
06 Jun 2026
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Operation Hollanov by Anonymous
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
10 Feb 2026
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In which Shane and Ilya's teammates are observant, but not as observant as they think they are.
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“So wait, what does that mean?” Hayden said, and Wyatt could see the cogs turning in his head.
“I think it means we have two thirty-year-old men on our hands who haven’t figured out how to admit their feelings to each other,” Wyatt laughed. “And we’ve somehow decided they’re our responsibility.”
“Fuck,” Hayden said, putting his head in his hands. “We’re gonna need to get them together, aren’t we?”
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Bookmarked by IAMTIREDANDIPROBABLYSHOULDBESLEEPING
31 May 2026
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"You do realise half of our fans want to fuck you?" Shane exhaled, watching the fireflies dance in the evening sky. Ilya shrugged.
"They want to fuck all of us, that's how it works. What, do you think they don't want to fuck you?" He lowered his voice, teasing him. "Because I read some interesting things on Twitter."
"Shut up."
"You are very popular with the girls. Good boy, bass player, good looks, gentleman, probably they think you are a beast in bed."
---Shane Hollander is the goody-two-shoes Canadian bassist of Ice Crawlers. Ilya Rozanov is their loud Russian drummer. As the band reaches unprecedented levels of success and fame in the early 2010's, these two can't stay away from each other - even though the last thing their careers need is a sexual scandal between two of the most popular rock stars of their time.
Rockband AU!
If you're like me and Hollanov hit you the same way Larry Stylinson did when you were 12, good luck and have fun.
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- Part 2 of The Ice Crawlers - Hollanov Rockband AU
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Bookmarked by IAMTIREDANDIPROBABLYSHOULDBESLEEPING
20 May 2026