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Cartman--armed with some emerging journalism concerning the pressing epidemic of schools providing furries with litter boxes--comes to Tweek with a plan to keep the poop perverts out of their bathrooms.
For the sake of Stripe's sanctity, Tweek must team up with the enemy and defend the last remaining bastion of hope amidst a depraved country.
[COMIC, CROSS-POSTED FROM @iamahat ON TUMBLR]
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4 Lawyers, 1 Detective, and 2 Birds Walk into a 24/7 Walmart by imhat (IAmAHat)
Fandoms: 逆転裁判 | Gyakuten Saiban | Ace Attorney
09 Aug 2022
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4 Lawyers, 1 Detective, and 2 Birds Walk into a 24/7 Walmart.
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a cavalry captain and a nun walk into a bar by imhat (IAmAHat) for Elizabethrzg
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
14 Feb 2022
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Diluc left to attend another patron, and Kaeya was left alone with Rosaria’s sympathetic comfort.
“You’re really bad at this.”
“Great archons, I brought you here to be supportive.”
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Or, Diluc and Kaeya have a semi-conversation and begin the road to recovery (and Rosaria is there, too, I guess)
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clap, clap, you're a clever, clever cookie now by Aster_writes_sometimes, IAmAHat
Fandoms: Real Person Fiction, Minecraft (Video Game)
19 Jun 2021
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Five (5) people write one (1) fic. This is their story.
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what if.. i was a rock star.. and you were a holy deaconess... and we were both women ahaha... jk... unless by imhat (IAmAHat)
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
05 May 2021
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“Hey, I don’t bite.”
Barbara looked down at the tiled street. Maybe, just maybe, if she didn’t move, the woman would move along and she would be spared from an eternity of embarrassment and ridicule and public humiliation. She closed her eyes tightly, praying to Barbatos more fervently than she ever conceived was possible that He may spare her.
But this was Liyue, and her God did not exist here.
“Ma’am…? Or--” the voice was closer.
“Ma’am, yes,” Barbara confirmed, believing a curse had been set upon her to speak. “Though I did not know dogs could learn the human dialect.”
There was a stagnant pause.
“You into bitches, then?”
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Kinks, bodily fluids, and absolutely filthy sex. What could go wrong?
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4.5k words of pure smut
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Through a series of poor decisions Kyle and Cartman find themselves stranded in the woods all night, handcuffed together, bruised and battered.
They have to work together in order to make it through and the near-death experience sheds new light on their friendship. It leaves Kyle wondering if things will ever be able to go back to the way they used to be, or if he even really wants them to. -
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Kyle and Cartman didn’t think their Halloween could get much worse than being forced to work the graveyard shift at their local convenience store. However, things take a rather dark turn when they suddenly find themselves being hunted by a terrifying creature lurking in the shadows. Trapped, with seemingly no hope of escape, the two of them end up forced to reveal far more than they’d ever anticipated.
Bookmarked by IAmAHat
30 Jun 2026
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I HATE YOU!!! God i hate ao3 what a crummy place
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As far as Kyle's concerned, cheating's off the table. Cartman shouldn't complain; studying has its advantages.
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Cartman gets Kyle a vibrator for his 18th birthday— as a joke, of course. Kyle would never ever in a million years actually use the thing.