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Proud, or How Clark Kent Fixed the Batfamily in 10k Words or Less by fangirlsupreme14
Fandoms: DCU, Superman - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types
16 Oct 2024
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“I think I speak for all of us when I say that we don’t really…” he coughed, though Clark could tell he was just stalling. “I mean, we aren’t accustomed to hearing… those words.”
Clark’s brow furrowed in confusion before he was struck with revelation.
“Those words being ‘I’m proud of you’?” he said and this time he didn’t miss the minuscule way their shoulders tightened with a hitch in their breath. Clark smiled, a touch of sadness behind it at the implication of their behavior. “You don’t hear that a lot, huh?”
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Clark discovers the Batfam is woefully deficient in hearing the words "I'm proud of you" and makes it his mission to fix this.
(ended up being more than 10k words but whatever)- Language:
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22 Jun 2026
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The Company We Keep by WrenA
Fandoms: Superman - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types
03 Feb 2026
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They say you can tell a person by the company they keep and all Barry could say about Superman was that he was far from the goodie-two-shoes everyone made him out to be initially. If you were to go by said company:
- The colleagues at the Daily Planet and especially Lois and Jimmy
- Clark's parents who always send sweets
- Clark's close friend, Thomas, who sports a permanent stubble, disheveled hair and dark circles under the eyes
- The mysterious 'B' who Superman sometimes calls to call in a favor when something requires a more tricky investigation
- Nightwing, who is part of the league but acts incredibly familiar to Supes
- An assortment of friends that he keeps mentioning
- A (possible) crime lord whose file keeps getting deleted from the Watchtower databases
- An array of vigilantes that absolutely refuse to join the league and have an unhealthy obsession for bats
- THE BATMAN!? THE BATMAN IS REAL and does Superman know BATMAN!?
- Lex Luthor, a homicidal billionaire
- Bruce Wayne, not a homicidal billionaire, just annoying
- Superman's kids?!?Or glimpses into the life of Superman over time, as seen through the eyes of one Barry Allen.
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19 Jun 2026
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I've Painted Your Lips With Color, Let Me Paint Them With Mine by stratiotis
Fandoms: DCU (Comics), The Batman (Movie 2022), Superman (Movie 2025)
17 Nov 2025
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Clark is hyperfixated with Batman's lips. He has them down to the exact centimeter. He's been mapping every hair of his stubble like astronomers used to map stars. He doesn't know why.
Bruce has ignored his feelings for decades. He's sure he can do it forever.
Or, when the reveal finally happens because Bruce figures it out first, and Clark realizes Batman's lips are on Bruce Wayne's face.
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18 Jun 2026
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crushing by crimsonvelocity
Fandoms: Superman (Movie 2025), Superman - All Media Types, Superman/Batman (Comics), The Batman (Movie 2022), Batman (Comics), Batman - All Media Types, Nightwing (Comics), Wonder Woman - All Media Types, Aquaman (Comics), Justice League - All Media Types, Green Arrow (Comics), Black Canary (Comics), The Flash (TV 2014), The Flash - All Media Types, Supergirl (TV 2015), Supergirl (Comics), Batman: Under the Red Hood (2010), Robin (Comics), Red Hood: Resurrection (Fan Series 2024)
18 Oct 2025
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"Whatever happened in Metropolis three months ago- I need you to wrap it up. It makes you a goddamn liability."
"You think I don't know that?" Clark's voice is hoarse. Low. "You think I wanted this to happen?"
Dark eyes watch him.
"I'm not trying to be your weak link, Batman. I'm trying to survive it."
(chapters get longer and better i promise)
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17 Jun 2026
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Yes, He's Sleeping On The Couch by NotCassia
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types, Superman (Movie 2025)
07 Mar 2026
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The leaks began two weeks ago. Lasted only a day and never happened again.
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[Superman: «You do know that I meant what I said, right?»
...Superman: «That I don't regret sharing my second name with you and Diana»—
Batman: —«Wonder Woman.»
...Superman: «...B»
Batman:—«I'm well aware Superman. You rarely leave room for doubt.»
Silence persists for a long moment before it is broken by Superman
Superman: «You said telling me your real name wouldn't improve our synergy earlier. You sounded pretty sure of it.»
Batman: «I'm almost always certain.»
Superman: «It sounded like your unique way of telling me I wouldn't like you if I knew you.»
...Superman: «I would.»
...Batman: «You're a hopeful man, Kal.»]
>>Supergirl's Wench
@supergirl_swench when im in a die hard pinning for my emotionally constipated best friend competition but my opponent is Superman😔💔
29k likes 98 repliesOr conversations through private league channels are leaked to the public, shenanigans ensue
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28 May 2026