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  1. Rec *

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    “Wilson!” he calls, willing to concede if only to understand what the hell is going on. “You can stop now! You win!”

    “Hm?” Wilson reappears in the doorway, knotting some hideously patterned tie. “If this is about the poker game I know you cheated on—”

    “This prank,” House says, gesturing all around the apartment. “You got me, you don’t have to—”

    But in the action of waving his hand around, his gaze catches on a shiny glint on his finger. He blinks at it. Once, twice. It can’t be.

    He’s wearing a wedding ring.

    Out of the corner of his eye, he sees Wilson place his hands on his hips, roll his eyes. There’s a similar band on his left hand, fourth finger—the designated marriage finger. The sight is not unfamiliar to House, what with Wilson’s endless stream of wives, but House has never seen a matching ring on his own hand. Certainly not one that matches Wilson’s.

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    Or, where House wakes up in an alternate universe where he and Wilson are married.

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    01 Jul 2026

  2. Rec 45

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    House expected October to be cold, annoying and uneventful. Instead: Wilson won’t leave, a kid won’t stop talking about leaves and somehow the air smells like pine and second chances.

    A quiet, soft, found family story about not being quite as alone as you thought you were.

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    22 Jun 2026

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    The one where House is a wedding planner and Wilson keeps on getting married.

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    21 Jun 2026

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    “You got Mario Kart?” House asks casually, reaching for his 3DS.

    “I know I’m a bit rusty.” Wilson forgoes the shirt and sits down next to House, his own game console in hand. “But this isn’t how my hookups used to go.”

    House shrugs. “Sex is boring.”

    Wilson turns his head to see House’s face. He looks genuine, even shy. “I don’t think I’ve ever heard anyone say that before.” Wilson says neutrally.

    “I don’t think I’ve ever said it out loud before.”

     

    In which Greg House is asexual, James Wilson is a slut and their first meeting takes place in 2013.

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    17 Jun 2026

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    House and Wilson share a hotel room at a medical conference. Read on for goofy acronyms, endless banter, horny middle-aged men, and more!

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    16 Jun 2026