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    Kim Soleum stared at him with blank eyes looking even more soulless in the dim and unnatural light of his phone. “Have you slept with men before?”

    “Yes, sir,” he said begrudgingly, gritting his teeth.

    “Have you slept with women?”

    “Huh, um, well, yeah?”

    “Good. Then get undressed.”

    This is actually crazy. This is actually insane.

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    15 Jun 2026

  2. Rec *

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    u/sunfish
    1st post: Roommate is a psychopath. 2nd post: OP is a psychopath. 3rd post: They’re both psychopaths

    u/notaplagiarist
    This sums it up pretty well

    u/firelikejudge
    Say what y’all want but I’m invested

    Or, Kim Soleum posts to Reddit about his roommate.

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    15 Jun 2026

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    "Grian, what are these?"

    Weakness, he tries to rasp; it comes out garbled, so he sucks in a long, slow breath and tries again, lungs trembling with the effort. "Weak– weakness."

    Scar drops the bottle like it's burned him. "You took three weakness potions?" he chokes out, and that seems to break whatever trance Xisuma, Pearl, and Tango have been in this entire time. They rush forward, eating the distance between them in rapid strides, until they're all crouched around Grian.

    Grian shuts his eyes again, before remembering he isn't supposed to do that. He wants to say sorry. What he says instead, is: "It was– safer. Like this. For you."

    It amounts to about the same thing.

    Or, I finally buckle down and post the rough draft of hunger au, where I give Grian every mental illness known to man and also a few new ones. Please heed the tags.

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    09 Jun 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    LOVELY angst.

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    Sephiroth finally manages to kill everyone during one of his many returns from the dead. He is a badass, nearly all powerful god of destruction and completely bored out of his oh so perfect, superior mind now that he’s gotten his way. He starts missing his fights with his only rival and the entertainment they provided but cannot pull the other away from a protective lifestream for long or return him to life. So he decides with nothing better to do and ridiculous amounts of power, he’ll just return them to a point in time when they both were alive and Sephiroth had easy access to manipulate his favorite puppet.

    Cloud is not happy to find himself a trainee/infantryman again and the other Firsts and upper management cannot for the life of them figure out why the “Great Sephiroth” is stalking the blond and acting like a bratty, bullying seven year old with his first crush.

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    12 May 2026

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    He was smiling. At Tom Riddle. He was going to get murdered before the year ends, he just knows.

    Alternate universe/Post-Hogwarts. warnings: mature themes, drinking, swearing. An adult Harry Potter with all his knowledge and experience is transported to his 23yo body in a universe with no war.

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    11 May 2026