11 Works by IncompetentCompetence
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Sail, sail once again by IncompetentCompetence
Fandoms: 莲花楼 | Mysterious Lotus Casebook (TV)
08 Apr 2024
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When he didn't see Li Xiang Yi resurface after days of waiting, he knew the worst had happened.
The coward ran away, leaving in his wake a broken sect, unanswered questions, an unfinished duel, and a young disciple. He did what any reasonable person would do. What Li Xiang Yi would have wanted him to do.
He grabbed the kid, and ran.
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The enchanted realm was growing by the minute, and their paranoia and folly seems to have caught on to them. None seemed to grasp the fundamental truth that from the beginning of magic's creation, Albion belonged to them.
It is, afterall, Destiny.
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Sunken Eyes by IncompetentCompetence
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Spider-Man - All Media Types, The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Marvel
06 Jul 2023
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Harley met Peter in the cell of a Hydra base. They promised each other that they'll escape, and live their best lives.
Or, Peter and Harley meet during unfortunate circumstances, drop off the map, go homeless for a while, accidentally create a small syndicate consisting of genius teens that catches the eye of Nick Fury, pisses off Nick Fury, cross paths with the Avengers, gets adopted by Tony Stark and learns that life can be pretty okay with the right people around you.
Glorified slice of life story filled with a dash of plot, a little angst, a lot of fluff, diary entries, and so much hand-wavy science.
Peter and Harley centric, eventual Irondad/Ironfam.
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The Ultimate Guide to a Bird Boyfriend - By Hino Eiji and Momoi Tarou by IncompetentCompetence
Fandoms: Kamen Rider - All Media Types, Kamen Rider OOO, Super Sentai Series, 暴太郎戦隊ドンブラザーズ | Avataro Sentai Donbrothers
01 Aug 2022
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Hino Eiji and Momoi Tarou explain step by step the intricacies of being in a relationship with creatures of the avian kind.
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An immortal, a fox, and a look at their life throughout the centuries.
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An Onmyoji inspired AU that does eventually lead back to (mostly) canon.
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Get the eye bleach. by IncompetentCompetence
Fandoms: ケイ×ヤク | KeixYaku (TV), ケイ×ヤク ーあぶない相棒ー | Kei x Yaku: Abunai Aibou (Manga)
27 Feb 2022
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Rion goes big sister mode on Ichiro.
Shiro has no shame.
Ichiro is embarrassed but determined nonetheless .
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orThe aftermath of Rion being scarred for life.
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It's You I chose by IncompetentCompetence
Fandoms: ケイ×ヤク ーあぶない相棒ー | Kei x Yaku: Abunai Aibou (Manga), ケイ×ヤク ーあぶない相棒ー | Kei x Yaku: Abunai Aibou (TV), ケイ×ヤク ーあぶない相棒ー | Kei x Yaku: Abunai Aibou (Drama)
17 Feb 2022
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“ In our next life, I’ll be your guard, your sword. I'll be the person to make sure you eat okay, and sleep enough and have enough time to yourself. I’ll make sure you’re never sick or injured again. I will coddle you in so much affection to the point you won’t know what to do with me.”
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orA mostly canon compliant fluff and angst piece from Ichiro's POV with a small reincarnation spin to it.
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smart men by IncompetentCompetence
Fandoms: ケイ×ヤク ーあぶない相棒ー | Kei x Yaku: Abunai Aibou (Manga), ケイ×ヤク ーあぶない相棒ー | Kei x Yaku: Abunai Aibou (TV), ケイ×ヤク ーあぶない相棒ー | Kei x Yaku: Abunai Aibou (Drama)
30 Jan 2022
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If Hanabusa Shiro was a great white shark devouring everything and anything that he deemed unworthy, then Kunishita Ichiro would be a giant squid hiding amongst the common people, snatching a life whenever he felt inconvenienced.
Akira was a smart man, and smart men don't engage in losing battles.
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Shang-Chi Meets World by IncompetentCompetence
Fandoms: Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings (2021), Marvel Cinematic Universe
29 Nov 2021
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Shang-Chi, Katy and co. seen through the eyes of outsiders.
Semi-related but non-chronological.
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Peter Parker and the Power of the Foam Finger by IncompetentCompetence
Fandoms: Iron Man (Movies), Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
30 Aug 2021
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IronMan has been seen flying over New York while holding a #1 foam finger when Spider-Man is in the vicinity.
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- Part 1 of Tony Stark, Father Extraordinaire
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Peter Parker, Wizard Disaster by IncompetentCompetence
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Doctor Strange (2016)
24 Aug 2021
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Don't teach Peter magic.
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