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    Not for the first time, Illuga thinks there must be something wrong with him. Maybe he’s been possessed by the Wild Hunt. Maybe the kuuvahki is finally getting to him; one too many mandragoras, or something like that.

    Either way, there has to be a reason. Why else would Illuga keep letting Lohen into his bed? Why else would Illuga allow Lohen to use his body again and again, leaving Illuga with bruised skin, aching bones, and a weary heart?

    ‘Friends with benefits’ is a phrase he’s heard before, and it makes sense. The life of a Lightkeeper can be cold and lonely, so it’s only natural to seek warmth and comfort from another. But Illuga never expected to find himself in such an arrangement, if what they have can even be called that. Lohen’s rough treatment offers no benefits, and they certainly aren’t friends. Illuga doesn’t even like him.

    This can’t possibly be what Flins had in mind when he suggested that Illuga take up a new hobby.

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    04 Jun 2026

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    UDHAISHXIIS

  2. Public Bookmark 58

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    Idia never goes out and hasn’t talked to a person outside his family in years, excluding online interactions, and now Ortho has decided to change that. Unfortunately, this is made harder by Idia sabotaging every attempt.

    In a last ditch effort, Ortho sends Idia to Mostro Lounge, a bar that doubles as the information mafia, in the hopes that, finally, he’ll make a friend.

    Or: Board game club meets alcohol and romance with a side of mob AU.

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    02 Feb 2026

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    Omg idiazu 🥰

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    “My Oppa Can Destroy You-nim, I would like to clarify that I’m gay. Your boyfriend has nothing to be jealous about so please add me, oh Goddess, and carry me in ranks!” Despite being bold faced earlier, Kim Dokja felt his face heat up after his confession. He knows he’s shameless but there will be times where he’s also embarrassed with himself, just like right now.

    “I did it okay?? But she might just ignore me like in the past two games.” He pouted at the camera which earned him disgusted comments from his viewers. “Ah well, I’ll still support you in this game even if you–”

    “This is my sister’s account.” Huh?

    “So what if it’s your sister’s–” Kim Dokja blinked owlishly at the screen. He didn’t say anything as he tried to process what he heard. Did he see it right? The speaker button of user ‘My Oppa Can Destroy You’ actually moved right? But why is it…

    “I’ll add you on my account after this game.”

    Why is it a male voice?

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    20 Apr 2026

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    THIS IS SO FREAKING CUTE 😭😭😭

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    “You had- let me get this straight, a one-night stand with a Lord Ravager,” Castorice repeated, bafflement coating her tone. “You slept with a Lord Ravager. You were in his bed.”

    “Please stop saying it like that,” Mydei sighed deeply through his nose, trying not to let panic overwhelm him. “It wasn’t anything serious- it was just a quick fuck. Months ago.”

    “Mydeimos, he’s out there looking for you. Clearly, he didn’t see it as just a quick fuck. Oh my Aeons. Why did you sleep with an Emanator of Destruction?”

    “Oh, I just wanted to try something new,” he said, staring at her in disbelief. “Obviously, I didn’t know that’s what he was!”

    “How did you not know?!” She shrieked.

    Or, Mydeimos, Galaxy Ranger, accidentally sleeps with one of Nanook’s Lord Ravagers. Now he won’t leave him alone.

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    16 Apr 2026

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    POSSESSIVE PHAINON YESSSSSS

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    The cruelest thing about the Nameless was that they made it so easy to pretend that Sunday belonged. They fed that greedy, stupid, childish thing that cried out from within him, tossing enough scraps of amity for him to piece them together into something that felt like home. The curtains only closed when Sunday lay awake at night and stared at the ceiling of the bedroom that wasn’t really his, and he remembered that it started like this and could only end like this: with him, alone in the dark.

    Sunday is found by the Astral Express Crew after fleeing Penacony. He accepts their offer to join, and realizes that

    a. fitting into this tight-knit group is likely impossible
    b. trouble finds the Trailblazers no matter where they go.

    or, the chronicle of the Astral Express trying, failing, and trying again to fit Sunday into their family.

    Russian translation (courtesy of the lovely K_A_M_A) can be found here!

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    26 Mar 2026

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    I LOVE SUNDAY I LOVE SUNDAY I LOVE SUNDAY I LOVE-

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