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    Peter likes Wade. A lot. Like-likes him. But this is a problem, see? Because Wade has no idea who is behind the Spiderman mask.

    And then they go to a New Years Eve Party hosted by Tony Stark, get completely wasted, and suddenly this does not seem to be nearly as much of a problem as Peter originally thought. Because Peter always makes the best decisions while drunk, don't you know? Especially when his decision involves getting into Deadpool's pants.

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    17 Jul 2026

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    "“We could go back to my place if you want, I’ll take you to my nicest safehouse. It’s got a jacuzzi tub and I’ve got plenty of soaps you could use, it’ll be just like a spa day, or night. I’ll order Chinese food too since we’re out of tacos!” Deadpool explains.

    Peter hums softly. They’ve hung out plenty of times at Deadpool’s many apartments, in fact they often do so after they patrol together. They haven’t seen much of each other recently though, Deadpool had been out of town on a job and Peter had obviously been busy trying to keep the city from falling apart since none of the other super heroes wanted to help."

    Or Wade giving Peter some very deserved TLC!

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    15 Jul 2026

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    Peter is a talkshow host. Wade is his head writer. When the internet thinks they're in a relationship, it boosts ratings beyond their wildest dreams. But when the curtains close and they're all alone, what do they really feel? Might there be some truth to the rumors?

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    03 Jul 2026

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    A man with spider-themed superpowers accidentally breaks into Wade's apartment.

    or, that fic in which Wade shoots at a shadow, makes a twink some pancakes, attempts to read several scientific papers, orders a dozen bagels and winds up with fourteen, is accused of smoking too much weed, falsifies medical documents, eats churros in Central Park, sings opera, encounters a dead-end, pretends he's filming a movie about ninjas and wizards, and—somewhere along the way—meets the love of his life.

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    27 Jun 2026

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    Peter Parker was just trying to have a normal evening after his patrol - as normal as they'd been after the whole world forgot his existence. Suddenly finding himself in the middle of nowhere definitely was not on his list of to-do's, especially when it turns out he's been thrown into another universe. Another universe where he's apparently dead. At least Tony Stark was alive, even if he thinks that Peter is some hallucination.

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    24 Jun 2026