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After Tom takes Greg out to teach him how to be rich, Greg decides to return the favor and give Tom a tour of how to be poor in the city via St. Mark's. A series of mishaps, of course, inevitably occur.
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Tom scoffed, “I’m not fucking crawling on the dirty subway floor. First of all, the suit is dry-clean only. Second of all, I’m not a goddamn dog or toddler. I’m a grown, successful man. And I’m going to hop the turnstile like a man would.”
Gripping the sides of the turnstile with unsure hands, he began to hoist himself over. For a few seconds, he really felt like one of those cool NYU artsy kids he had always secretly been jealous of. That was, of course, before his foot got stuck on the last bar, and he face planted onto the subway floor (more commonly known as a pile of germs, chewed gum, and every single person in the city’s dirty footprints since probably the 19-fucking-40s).
The MTA employee just shook his head with a disappointed look from his box, and a girl leaning on the tiled walls side-eyed them and loudly popped her gum.
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You (Just Like Heaven) by Insert_Mild_Screeching
Fandoms: IT (Movies - Muschietti), IT - Stephen King
07 Dec 2024
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In which Richie and Eddie debate totally, definitely, entirely maturely whether or not Eddie actually knows CPR based on his training and certification. Challenges are made, bets are raised, and ulterior motives are involved.
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“Excuse you!” Richie gasped in mock outrage,“ I know CPR, I give it to your mom all the time!”
“Richie what does that even mean,” Eddie scoffed, “that makes absolutely no sense!”
“Hey,” Richie started, somberly and softly placing his hand on Eddie’s. He paused before his serious face began twisting into his telltale smirk, “it's okay to admit that you're such a virgin you can’t even imagine what I get up to.”
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"You know Daniel had a terrible crush on you, back when you were busy playing at being a musician," Armand said, cards clicking against the table as he set them down.
Blood rushed through Daniel's face, up to the tips of his ears. Lestat had been sprawled out in his chair but at Armand’s words he sat up, rested his chin on his hand and fixed Daniel with the kind of stare that would have made the mortal version of him want to wither and crawl into a hole.
“Is that so? I wondered about that, actually,” Lestat said as he laid a card down and took a new one from the deck. No reaction to the card at all. Daniel wasn’t sure if he had an excellent poker face or if he was just so intent on staring a hole right through his soul that he’d forgotten to care about the game itself. “You were always giving me these funny looks back on Night Island.”
Daniel plays cards with Lestat and Armand. Gets dealt a bigger hand than any of them bargained for when Armand takes the two of them apart.
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09 Jun 2026
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Bumpin' That (Bumpin' That Bumpin' That Bumpin' That) by TheAngelsAreWatch1ng
Fandoms: Interview with the Vampire (TV 2022)
30 Oct 2024
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Daniel and Lestat are fuck buddies. They are on a tour bus a la Word Tour. They do coke. They try to bang. And then Armand stops time and walks in.
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- Part 1 of Rockstar Sabbatical
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08 Jun 2026
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08 Jun 2026
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Lestat and Daniel bond, and Lestat has a fun idea to lure Armand out of hiding!
“No,” Lestat agrees. “You won’t be able to find him if he doesn’t want to be found.”
“Then wh—”
“However, there are ways of persuading him to come to you.”
“And how am I supposed to do that?” Daniel asks with more desperation than he would like. “He made it pretty clear he doesn’t give a shit about me when he left me retching on the floor of his ex-husband’s fancy penthouse.”
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- Part 1 of To Catch a Gremlin
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08 Jun 2026
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break up with your girlfriend, i’m bored by SheOfBadIdeas
Fandoms: Interview with the Vampire (TV 2022)
12 Nov 2024
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“Armand?” Lestat looks at him very seriously, then. “He has neglected you?”
Daniel laughs, though there isn’t much humor in it. “That’s one fuckin’ word for it, sure.”
“Oh, mon ami.” Lestat’s eyes are round and wet like an animal’s. “A prize such as yourself does not deserve this terrible treatment.”
He shrugs. “You get used to it.”
“No.” Lestat grabs one of Daniel’s hands in both of his own, making such intense eye contact with the journalist that it starts to grow uncomfortable. “You deserve better. You must understand this.”
“Okay,” Daniel agrees, shifting a little in his seat. Anything to move past this point in the interaction. “I deserve better.”
“Good,” Lestat says, nodding resolutely to himself. “This is why you should let me fuck you.”
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08 Jun 2026